Title:           Teacher's Pet [Chapter Two]
Author:          AviatorAnon
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First Edit:      Friday 18th of January 2013 02:58:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 18th of January 2013 02:58:49 PM CDT

>You are Anon
>You are currently in Twilight Sparkle’s library
>You are trying to glean from the books the level of intellectual advancement pony-kind has achieved
>Researching Maths, ETC
>Don’t touch History or Culture, you don’t know why but it would feel like a bit of a betrayal self-teaching those subjects when she’s offered up her time to you
>That reminds you, she was supposed to get back from Canterlot this afternoon from her audience with Sunbutt
>You really hope that, that goes well
>You turn a page in the book you are currently reading
>Oh god, they didn’t have algebra? What about Calculus?
>You see that they have basic Geometry
>...Consider putting off losing hope in colourful horse culture, at least until Cheerilee teaches you about Equestrian History
 
>You are Cheerilee
>You are currently disembarking the train
>Your heart is racing as earlier in the day you had an audience with Princess Celestia regarding the human, Anon
>Everypony else seemed to treat him as something to be studied, or else feared
>But you didn’t
>In fact you found him to be somewhat alluring
>Maybe it was just that he was so different
>Not just physically either
>He was very intellectually advanced in comparison to pony-kind
>Of course this made him a big hit with Twilight Sparkle but she mostly seemed to consider him something worthy of study
>She didn’t like him, like you did
>You were sure of it
 
>You are Anon
>Twilight Sparkle is pestering you about human evolutionary theory again
>”Well, can you explain the OTHER side of the argument?”
>You sigh
“Okay, fine. The other side of the argument is a magical sky faggot made us out of dirt”
>The look on Twilight’s face was something more than quizzical
>However as she goes to open her mouth the door opens and a pony enters
>It’s Cheerilee
>”I hope you don’t mind me just walking in like this, the door wasn’t locked or anything...”
>Thank fuck, Cheerilee just saved you from explaining human religious beliefs to Twilight
>”Oh no, not at all, Anon and I were just discussing... Wait, what were we discussing? Oh right, the Dirt where he is from, apparently it has fascinating potential”
>Cheerilee looks... Bewildered
>Things really couldn’t be more awkward
“Errr... So how did things go with the Princess, Miss Cheerilee?”
>”Oh, right. She said yes Anon!”
>You are overjoyed at this, perhaps a little too overjoyed as you hug Cheerilee
>She blushes
>You blush
“Sorry, I’m just really excited...”
>Smooth move, jackass
>You were wrong, this is infinitely more awkward
>Finally Cheerilee breaks the silence
>”She said yes on the sole condition that I write daily reports to her on your progress”
>You can’t help but feel slightly guilty
“Gee... All that work just for me, you know you really don’t have to Miss Cheerilee”
>”Oh, don’t be silly Anon, I take the education of every pony I teach very seriously”
>You feel like hugging her again
>You don’t though
“Thanks, it really means a lot”