Saint Patrick's Day in Equestria [FlutterRape]

>Saint Patrick's Day in Equestria

>Wake up

>Triple S

>Today is Saint Patricks Day back home

>You doubt cartoon technicolor horses celebrate it

>Doesn't matter, still getting shitfaced

>Go downstairs from your room and pour bowl of cereal

>Notice you are out of milk

>Shrug and pour bottle of alcohol into the bowl instead

>This pone drink was weak as piss anyway

>Raise first spoonful to your lips

>Knock knock

>You really weren't in the mood for lemon horse's daily fetish guess

>Get up and open the door anyway

>Bitch never quits until you answer the door

>Flutters is doing a hand stand

"Flutters what the fuck are you doi-?"

>You are interrupted by a warm yellow stream hitting your face

>I-Is this...

>"Is piss drinking your fetish Anon?"

>OH GOD IT GOT IN YOUR MOUTH

>You blindly slam the door and rush to the bathroom to spit it out and wash your face

>Afterwards you return to your now soggy cereal

"...Greeeeeaaat"

>Not even Flutterbitch's sick perversions will stop you from drinking copious amounts of alcohol

>You finish off the cereal and head out of your house

>You make a note to hose down your doorstep when you get the time

 

>You arrive in the middle of town

>You had been here for months yet you still had a problem memorizing the town

>Probably because you were drunk out of your mind every night without fail

>You stopped and asked a mint colored horse if she could give you directions

>She turned around and started licking your hands

>NOPE.AVI

>You quickly ran away

>As you stood, panting heavily, around the corner of a house you started to have hazy recollections

>You remembered several instances, when you were mindlessly drunk, when that minty horse had humped your hands to orgasm

>If this were a human woman you would be proud of yourself

>However this was a horse...

>As you stood there disgusted with yourself you heard a voice call out to you

>Your neck snapped around almost mechanically and you saw Berry Punch

>She was asking if you were there to pick up your order for the day

>You were confused but quickly came to realize this was her house

>You told her that you were

>She invited you in to pick up the two massive heavy crates

>This horse was the only one with decent strength booze

>"You should shtay a while"

>Were those seductive eyes she was trying to give you?

>Or was she squinting like a retard because she was going blind?

>You couldn't tell and you didn't want to find out

"N-no... Oh God no. I have to get into these bad boys"

>You picked up one of the crates and jiggled it for effect

>Before she could suggest drinking them there, you picked up the second heavy crate and retreated hastily

 

>You were about half way home when purple horse stopped you

>"Anon! Funny bumping into you here, I was just on the way to your house"

"Oh really..."

>She probably wanted you to be the guinea pig for one stupid ass magical experiment

>She noticed the tone in your voice

>"Oh no, I don't want you for anything dangerous or anything..."

>You were sure she was remembering last time when you grew horns out of your nipples

"Okay, so what do you need?"

>"Pinkie Pie has organized a party for tonight and she asked me to invite you. She said something about being too busy to invite everypony"

>You cringed

>"Everypony" always brought back memories of the autistic fans of the show back home

"Welp, no can do magical talking horse, I have a very special human ritual to attend to"

>Twilight looked like she was about to scold you for calling her a horse

>You cocked a leg up and balanced the crates delicately on it

>You freed one of your hands up and pressed a finger to her lips to silence her

>Before quickly hurry on home

 

>You arrived home with no sign of any of the other horses

"Good..."

>You rushed inside and placed the crates in the kitchen

>You suddenly realized you had no green shit

>Saint Paddys required green shit everywhere

>You hated green but it was the fucking rules

>You quickly rushed back out the door

 

>After a quick sprint you were at Stitchy Bitchy's boutique

>You rapped on the door roughly

>There was no answer

>You leaned against the door and heard whispering

>You decided to peek through the window

>You saw the perverted lemon horse and purple horse talking to Stichy Bitchy

>THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL

>You thump again and this time Rarity answers

>"Oh Anon, how simply wonderfu-"

"Spare the pleasantries, can you make me a green banner?"

>"Oh but of course I can, I'll make it out of my fin-"

>You cut her off and explained what shamrocks looked like and to put the words "Saint Patrick's Day" on it

>You noted she should use durable material, you were cheap so you wanted this to last for multiple Saint Patrick's Days

>"But of course Anon, it'll be do-"

"And deliver it. I'll pay any amount extra necessary"

>You didn't want to leave your house unguarded after watching those two horses conspiring with white horse

>"Okay Anon, I'll deliver it la-"

>You left before she was done, your abode needed defending for any possible onslaught from the horses

 

>On the way home you were stopped by rainbow horse

>"Hey Anon, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out?"

"No. Can't. Important human business"

>She seemed taken aback by the finality in your tone of voice

>"But hay now, you know we always have a good time"

>You cocked an eyebrow

>Her smile was suspicious and sweat was running down her brow

>SHE WAS IN LEAGUE WITH THE YELLOW ONE

>Without saying a word you started sprinting towards your house

 

>Yet again you are stopped

>This time the whole apple family are dragging heavy carts past your house

>This path is nowhere near Sweet Apple Acres

>They must be up to something seriously bad if they want to hold you up this much

"Oi apple horse, when will you be done moving this stupid shit"

>Granny Smith approached you

>FUCK

>"Hey now whippersnapper, you should watch that mouth of yours and this isn't stupid stuff, these are our finest apples"

>You mumbled an apology

>You always had a weak spot for being told off by your senors

>That and you were now fearing some long winded flashback story

>You caught sight of Applejack

>OH THANK YOU SWEET MERCIFUL LORD

>You shot off toward her

"Hey, when will this little convoy of yours be done?"

>"Oh I reckon maybe anuva hour or so, this here is a lot of apples"

>You literally growled before backing off and taking a look at the convoy from a distance

>It stretched off nearly further than you could see

>You noticed the rainbow one shoot overhead, in the direction of your house

>SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>You impulsively jump onto the back of a wagon and then jump off the other side

>As you sprint off you could swear you saw a purple flash behind you...

 

>The first suspicious thing you noticed was that your doorstep was clean

>Slutterfly must have done it so her friends weren't disgusted

>You sighed, defeated by the fact that this was happening no matter what

>You opened the door and...

"Nothing?"

>You peaked around the room you were in

>Maybe it was just your paranoia then?

>You walked into the kitchen, convinced you were just imagining it when you nearly died of a heart attack

>The first thing you saw was a pink horse being shot out of a cannon and slamming into your chest, knocking you to the floor and winding you

>"HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, WHATEVER THAT IS. I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M STILL SO EXCITED FOR THIS. ARE YOU EXCITED? I'M E-"

>You pushed it off and gasped for air

>The purple horse rushed to your side

>"Are you okay? I tried to tell her not to but she wouldn't listen and-"

>You pushed her aside and forced yourself up

"How the fu-"

>Apple horse cut you off

>"Teleportation"

>Fucking horse magic, how does it work?

>You stepped into the kitchen and saw an overly decorated banner

>It was the one you described to the white horse

>You looked around the room

>All of the Mane 6 horses were there

>Even not-so-mellow yellow

>You grabbed a bottle from the first crate and roughly pulled the cork out, throwing it into the sink

>"So, darling, what does this little soiree entail?"

>You looked at White Horse

>HOLY SHIT

>You had never seen any of these horses consuming hard liquor before, just that piss weak shit

>You beamed a shit eating grin at the thought of getting them all drunk

"You drink as much as you can"

>You passed out bottles while you said this

>The mane 6 eyed them oddly, as if not trusting it

"Well, I mean you did plan a party around my human holiday. If you aren't going to participate and utterly RUIN it, that's cool"

>Dat guilt trip...

>They all assured you that was not going to happen and started to drink the alcohol

 

>At first there was a lot of grimaces, followed by forced smiles

>But then after the bottles were slowly drained, their faces started to seem a little droopy

>All except yellow horse who looked quite content and sober

>WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

>You shrugged it off, maybe she was just drinking slower than the others

>You chuckled and started your third bottle

>Raindow Dash was hitting on Twilight and Twilight was just gushing about Princess Celestia's majesty and beauty

>You stifled your laughter

>White horse looked about ready to collapse

>Apple horse was talking to a rubber plant, asking it to give her apples

>Slutterfly was just sitting there silent, clearly quite sober

>You decided to check their bottles

>Rainbow had drank the most from it, followed by Apple horse, then Twilight and lastly Rarity

>But Flutters... Well, her bottle was dead empty

>She had to be up to something

>You drained that third bottle, giving her evil eyes

>She seemed not have noticed, or just ignored it

 

>After giving Flutters a second bottle and encouraging the others to finish theirs (egging Rainbow on by showing her that Flutters was on her second)

>You cracked open a forth bottle

>You wondered how many of these you could drink, Berry said they would be her strongest yet when you first ordered them

>You didn't care, alcohol poisoning was part of the holiday after all

>You noticed that Rainbow had fallen for it and asked for another bottle

>You made sure the first was drained and obliged

>You decided to watch her, you didn't want her killing herself on the stuff after all

 

>White horse collapsed after almost finishing hers

>Suddenly something dawned on you...

"Where is Pinkie Pie?"

>None of the others noticed you say this

>You looked around and couldn't see her anywhere

>You started to feel like the booze was finally taking effect

>You were about to give up when you saw some pink hair dangling from a light fitting

>You pushed a chair over and climbed up

>Inside was Pink Horse, passed out with 4 bottles beside her

>You expected a lot from this random crazy pony that seemed to always defy the laws of nature

>But she had managed 4 times the others?

>You gently took her down

>Before roughly throwing her on top of the passed out Rarity

>Now you had to check on Flutters and Rainbow

>Rainbow was on the floor with Twilight, licking and kissing her face

>Twilight was softly moaning about Celestia

>You can't contain it and burst out laughing

>Next you look to Slutters and finish off the drink

>Her second bottle was empty and she still looked sober

>You saw an empty bottle near apple horse and a freshly opened one that looked untouched

>You scooped it up, knowing she couldn't manage any more

>You drained it in one gulp before checking the sink

>It smelled strongly of the drink

>So... Fluttershy had been tipping it out while the other horses had you distracted

>You turned to confront her but suddenly your vision started to blur out

"Wadafak?"

>You managed to gasp out before collapsing and giving into the growing darkness

 

>You woke up on your bed

>"Wake up Anon, oh goodness I hope I didn't use too much"

>What the fuck was this bitch talking about?

>You remembered today was Saint Patrick's day so you would have to go get your special order from Berry horse

>You opened your eyes and groaned

>The first thing you saw was yellow horse

"Fluttershy? Did you break into my house?"

>"Don't you remember Anon honey?"

>You cringed... You hated her using terms of affection like that

>But then you thought about what you were supposed to remember

"OH GOD, DID YOU DRUG ME YOU PSYCHOTIC SLUT?"

>You had dealt with crazy stalker ex-girlfriends back home trying to get access to your D but you had never been drugged before

>"W-well, it's something Vinyl gave me. She said it makes you black out and have crazy dreams"

>Maybe the booze had counteracted the effect because he certainly didn't experience any whacked out dreams

"Are you... FUCKING NUTS?"

>"W-well Vinyl said she uses it so I knew it was safe"

>You gritted your teeth

>Vinyl was likely a regular user with higher tolerance

>There was no telling how bad this could have been

>You opened your mouth to say this but noticed that your limbs were tied down

"Did you... Tie me to my bed?"

>"Yes, I need you to hold still so you can admit this is your fetish"

>She uncapped a bottle and drank some right in front of you

>Not just a bit either, she drained half a bottle before stopped

>Considering the tolerance of the others, this would have turned you on if she were human

>You loved chicks who could drink good

>She slowly poured the rest down her front

>"This is the only way you're getting more to drink tonight mister..."

>You gulped

>You doubted your will power

>You NEEDED alcohol any night

>And this wasn't even any night, this was the night of an holiday dedicated to Alcohol

>You managed to hold out for about half of an hour (felt like a thousand long years) before leaning your head up and sucking the alcohol from the chest of the horse

 

>She moaned

>Oh God you felt filthy

>But you needed this sweet nectar

>You sucked lower and lower but stopped before her... AHEM 'Marehood'

>"What's the matter, Anon? Need more incentive?"

>She produced another bottle and poured some out on herself

>But only on her marehood

>FUCK

>You grimaced

>Were you really this much of a hopeless alcoholic

>'Yes,' said a little voice in the back of your mind

>You mentally shrugged and leaned up and took your first lick

>The alcohol taste was much stronger here, as she had poured much more here and the first amounted had ran down here as well

>Her moaning was horrendous as you licked and sucked away

>Your eyes were closed and you were imagining you weren't doing this

>But that little voice from before kept reminding you

>That guy is a dick

>Suddenly you felt wetness on your face and opened your eyes

>Slutters was pouring the rest of the booze she had over your face while moaning intensely

>Your licking got more forceful, enjoying the added liquor running down your face

>Suddenly Flutters moans turned to a scream as she orgasmed and fell back onto your chest

>Oh god, her juices had exploded all in your mouth in such copious amounts

>And you accidentally swallowed it, without thinking

>You turned your head to the side and vomited

>Fucking hard

>Some even hit the wall

>You struggled against your binds for a bit before eventually giving up and falling to sleep

 

>You woke up the next morning, untied

>You didn't have any kind of amnesia, surprisingly

>But you fucking wish you had

>You vomited off the side of your bed again

>Afterwards you immediately trekked downstairs

>Pinkie was bouncing around, apparently immune to hangovers

>Rainbow horse had her muzzle buried in Twilight's marehood

>As disgusting as this was to you, it was still kinda funny their drunk selves had gone so far

>Rarity was still passed out but somepony, likely Pinkie, had drawn goofy glasses on her face in marker

>Both Apple horse and Slutters were gone

>You found a note

>It read

>"Sory if ya were worryed wen I werent not there wen you woke up, gotta go work the farm. Gotta say that was sum hard stuf u had last nite Anon. Frum erplejerk."

>God that horse needed English lessons

>You turned it over and saw more, written in a different style

>"I know your fetish now Anon..."

 

>You promptly boarded the next train to Canterlot and booked yourself into the most successful rehab clinique in all of Equestria