- >Day Devil May Cry in Equestria
- >Triple S
- >Put on pants and shoes, but not shirt
- >Shirt is for Sissies
- >Walk into the office that serves as the ground floor for your apartment above
- >Hair is still wet, mess it up stylishly
- >Phone is ringing
- >Knock chair upright with leg
- >Kick desk and catch phone as it flies up into the air
- >LIKE A BOSS
- "Sorry, not open for business yet."
- >Throw phone back onto the hook
- >Door creaks open
- >YellowQuiet walks in
- >"Is your name Anon, son of the internet?"
- "..."
- >"I-is gratuitous video game violence your fetish, Anon?"
- >Suddenly YellowQuiet up-ends your desk, and disappears in the confusion
- >Many Demons burst into your office
- “...This party’s gettin’ crazy!”
- >Smash JukeBox
- >JukeBox begins to play your “Ass Kicking” music
- >Punch
- >DOPE!
- >Roundhouse Kick
- >CRAZY!
- >Backhand Bitch Slap
- >BLAST!
- >Launching Kick
- >ALRIGHT!
- >Finishing Kick
- >SWEET!
- >Draw your gun
- >Put into mouth of the Last Demon
- >Kill him execution style
- >SSHOWTIME!
- >Flutters appears
- >”H-hot monkey dick?”
- >Toss your jacket over your shoulder
- “I can already tell... This is gonna be one hell of a party!"
- >CuntPunt Flutters out the door and all the way into the EverFree Forest
- >SSSTYLISH!
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