Title:           Day DMC [FlutterRape]
Author:          AviatorAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/pQmV2TE4
First Edit:      Sunday 13th of January 2013 10:06:17 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 13th of January 2013 10:06:17 AM CDT

>Day Devil May Cry in Equestria
>Triple S
>Put on pants and shoes, but not shirt
>Shirt is for Sissies
>Walk into the office that serves as the ground floor for your apartment above
>Hair is still wet, mess it up stylishly
>Phone is ringing
>Knock chair upright with leg
>Kick desk and catch phone as it flies up into the air
>LIKE A BOSS
"Sorry, not open for business yet."
>Throw phone back onto the hook
>Door creaks open
>YellowQuiet walks in
>"Is your name Anon, son of the internet?"
"..."
>"I-is gratuitous video game violence your fetish, Anon?"
>Suddenly YellowQuiet up-ends your desk, and disappears in the confusion
>Many Demons burst into your office
“...This party’s gettin’ crazy!”
>Smash JukeBox
>JukeBox begins to play your “Ass Kicking” music
>Punch
>DOPE!
>Roundhouse Kick
>CRAZY!
>Backhand Bitch Slap
>BLAST!
>Launching Kick
>ALRIGHT!
>Finishing Kick
>SWEET!
>Draw your gun
>Put into mouth of the Last Demon
>Kill him execution style
>SSHOWTIME!
>Flutters appears
>”H-hot monkey dick?”
>Toss your jacket over your shoulder
“I can already tell... This is gonna be one hell of a party!"
>CuntPunt Flutters out the door and all the way into the EverFree Forest
>SSSTYLISH!