Title: SpiderAnon vs. Edgemaster's Sister Author: AvexedAuthor Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/y7bkRFgD First Edit: Sunday 8th of February 2015 02:05:49 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 8th of February 2015 02:05:49 PM CDT >Day Origin story in Equestria >You are Anon Y. Mouse >But after messing around with some Arachnid-nomicon artifact Twilight was working on, you were instilled with eldritch knowledge unknown to mortal kind. >After Twilight's initial freak out ,and you trying to lift one goddamn foot of the ground, She analysed your body for any side effects.   >Turns out that the tome gave you Alicorn like powers centered around...spiders. >After alerting the other princesses and elements about the change it was agreed that you would train to control your new magic. >For you were the Alicorn of Spiders! >But that name was gay as hell, so you just stick with Spideranon. >Since then you have been honing your skills and saving the citizens of Equestria with your skills. >Even got a spiffy outfit from Marsh-mellow that was red and blue with  a web design. Also had a spider emblem in the front and back.   >Shit was so cash.   >But today is not like any other day. >Twipping and swinging through Canterlot, you make your way to the Royal Castle for your meeting. >Seems Celestia wants to give you yet another mission that requires your specialties. >But in actuality it just needs an Alicorn to fuck shit up and their to lazy. >Also Twilight's a pussy. >As your near the castle you decide on whether to walk in normally or enter with style... >Like that was a hard choice. "Hey, think fast!" >You yell to the Guard stationed on top of the wall you just swung over. >"God Dammit, Prince Anon! Enter like a normal pony." >Free-falling into the air, you shoot a web at the ground  to ready your portal >But before you enter it you reply to the guard. "Deal with it!" >The last thing you hear is a disgruntled sigh as you were whisked away to on of your many Webpoints you set up. >It's like teleporting, but you can move to any spiderweb you paced down yourself no matter the size. >You call it The Web-shift, and it is a tool that allies love yet those who earn your wrath hate.   >A few minutes later the Two Trolling Sister's of Equestria are alerted of your presence as you enter through the golden double doors. >Bitches took down your webpoints, made you walk here from the nearest one in a guest bedroom. >Room was like a mile away from the Royal Meeting room. >This calls for revenge. >But that is for later, time to greet your fellow royals and start the meeting. "Sup, bitches?" >Celestia frowns at the comment while Luna gives a greeting nod. >Moon horse was always the cooler one. Going out to the tavern and such. >Hell she even was a brawler like yourself, of course Celestia makes sure to cover up any bad press that comes of it. >"Hello, Anonymo-" "SpiderAnon" >Celestia just slightly glares at you for interrupting her. >You stare back and mouth "Don't want none, Don't start none" as you continue the walk until you reach your themed throne at the table next to Twilight's. >But as you sit down you discretely slide some webbing on to the bottom of the table. >Web-point one of fifty, restored. >Bringing your hand onto the table, you clasp them together in a resting position. "So, Royal Sister's, what can your friendly neighborhood SpiderAnon do for you today?" >Luna speaks this time, "Well, first we must ask ye a question. Doth thou remember the Tyrant Sombra?" >Sombra...Oh yeah! That guy that Twilight's talking familiar beat for her cause she fell for a basic earth pony trap   >If you recall from your visit at the Equestrian games, just a single dismantle spell was needed. >Boy was she blushing after she found out. >Sometimes you have to just pray for the girl. "Yeah, he was killed due to the combined effort of Spike and Cadance-" >"And Twilight" Celestia interrupts, with a smug grin on her face. >You just look to her, confusion shown on your mask as you respond. "Oh, Celestia! When did you get here." >"Anyways!" Luna exclaims, getting the two of you to focus."It turns out that he is in fact still alive and terrorizing a nearby griffon village in the Crystal Empire." >Wow, Luna is actually serious. >This might be worse than you thought. "How is the situation?" >"He has been cornered in a nearby cave after some angry griffins collapsed the entrance." >Yeah, that sounds about right. Griffons always had been more aggressive than equines. >Especially in the bed. >Best. Lay. Ever... >Oh yeah, meeting. "Your talking about Griphest right? I have a Web-point at a tavern there."   >Celestia pipes in, devoid of all her salt thankfully."Alright, so long story short: go in, apprehend Sombra, and bring him back for questioning." "Affirmative." >"Affirmative" states Luna >Celestia nods and brings down the gavel."Meeting adjourned." >And at that you web-shift to Cracked Beak Brewery. >Little did they know that you were aware of a web-point in the actual cave. >Like your going to clean up Twilight's mess on a empty stomach and devoid of rum. >Even if it was Spikes fault. She is the one who raised him. >Like familiar, like Master. >You arrive at your destination, siting in your favorite chair you paid them to set up in case of situations like this. "Hey Blitzwing! Gimme a number one with a Spiced Ginger Rum." >"Coming up, Spidey!" greets the bartender and best friend Blitzwing the Spiced. >Yet as you look over the customers in the restaurant, one pony sitting at an empty table near you in the back catches your interest. >Mainly her smokey coat, black wild mane, and horn reminiscent of iron hot out of a forge. >... >Edgy conversations can wait until you've had a balanced breakfast.