Title:           Mom, I'm adopted 02 (A Twi-mom Story)Unfinished
Author:          AvexedAuthor
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of January 2015 05:33:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 2nd of February 2015 05:56:34 PM CDT

>You are Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship.
>And you haven't been this pissed since he turned your castle into a crystal dragon.
>And that got you pretty angry after it flew away, never to be returned to its original state.
>Not only did Anon ditch his penalty lesson for today, he did it by throwing a book in your face as a distraction!
>If that wasn't enough of a pain, the window didn't survive his escape.
>"He is so grounded when I get a hold of him" you say aloud, audibly venting your frustration to an empty library.
>The knock on the front door receives a glare from you as your emotions are still heated.
>Angrily trotting to the door, you start your tirade.
>"Anon Runic Sparkle, I swear on Nightmares boon if that is you we are going to have a long..." you start, until the opening door reveals a very perturbed Rarity levitating some clothing.
>"Oh, hi Rarity. How are you doing?" you greet, holding back a dam of anger. It seems that she heard your angry rant because she gives you a questioning gaze as she responds.
>"Yes, hello dear. Is something the matter?" Rarity asks, concerned about your mental health.
>"Sorry about that, a certain human decided to run away from his responsibilities." You respond, a twinge of annoyance seeping in.
 
>Rarity seems to have noticed and glances behind you to the stack of papers and two books on the coffee table.
>"Dear, I know that you are his teacher"
>"And mother" you interrupt.
>"...right. But don't you think that this punishment is a tad bit excessive?"
>"What do you mean? This is just a light punishment for teasing Spike earlier. He's just overreacting a bit."
>"Dear, I'm not quite sure you understand. Not everybody learns the same way. Especially a being that seems to be a mild mixture of Discord and Rainbow Dash."
>You look back to the blank papers behind you and realize what she was saying. The punishment that you were trying to give Anonymous as a punishment could definitely be easy for you.
>But back before you were use to reports, this type of assignment would have taken you hours! If not days!
>Sighing to yourself you teleport the papers back into your drawer upstairs and turn to Rarity.
>"Thanks Rarity, guess I got to remember that not every person learns at the same pace. Or likes research."
>"Any time, darling. By the way where is Anon? I have his clothes ready."
>"What? Why does he need more clothes?"you asks in confusion. He has a whole closet worth of clothing.
>"What do you mean, darling? Anonymous said that you both were working on transmuting wooden clothing into other similar substances"
>Oh. Did he now?
>"Well I guess I have to get some more info about this proj-"
>But before you could finish the sentence, your conjure warning spell went off.
>But that only activates if a conjured object is destroyed...
>"But...That's impossible! He doesn't have the training for a spell of that caliber!"
>"Twilight, what in Equestria are you talking about?"
>Prepping a teleport, you answer Rarity before leaving.
>"Sorry, Rarity! Anonymous might have done something incredibly dangerous. Gotta go!"
>And you teleport off. Hoping that the spell takes you to his last known location with the hoofcuffs.
 
>You are Anon the Great and Powerful
>And after finally breaking those cuffs, you instantly had the feeling of coppers on your tail.
"Leave it to Twilight to have a failsafe for hoofcuffs"
>But then you got an idea.
>A horrible idea.
>A brilliantly horrible idea.
>Assuming that the feeling you felt was a warning to the caster that the restraints were broken. The only way of knowing where you were was teleporting exactly where you were when the conjured cuffs were broken.
"Time for a little prank."
>Marking the exact spot in your mind you point your want toward the area and set down a gag rune you created with Discord.
>Looking around, you find some bushes you can hide in. But after entering you place an invisibility cloak on yourself.
>This gon' be good!
>After a few seconds of waiting your target arrives at the predicted spot with teleportations.
>God, Twilight may be a genius at magical studies but she is incredibly predictable.
>As she looks around, probably confused of your whereabouts, the rune you place activates.
>"Huh, where is heAHH WHAT'S GOING ON!" She yells out in surprise of being lifted in the air.
>The gag rune you placed is a mixture of your and Discords magical signatures. Resulting in a rune that changes the affects each time the target uses magic to escape.
>The ultimate bane for a certain purple unicorn that uses magic before anything else.
>Like her wings that she never uses.
"Well, time to use this distraction as best as I can."
>you say quietly to yourself as you sneak out of the bush in the opposite direction of the baffled Twilight.
>Taking a quick glance, you see her try to teleport out. But the rune changed from a gravity rune to a local teleport.
>Yeah she's gonna be there for a while.
>Whelp. Off to Sugarcube Corner!
 
>It takes you a few minutes of sneaking for you to get to the bakery.
>You finally take the cloak off as you enter the building.
>"Hey! Watch it bub!" says a familiar scratchy tomboy.
"Oh, hey Skittles,"
>She jumps back a bit from hearing your voice from in front of her.
>"Woah, Anon? Where did you come from?"Rainbow asks. You just stare at her with a raised eyebrow before answering.
"The door?"
>She starts to say something but promptly closes her mouth. Probably realizing she would get nowhere.
>"Nevermind, what's up?"
"Oh, nothing much. Woke up, teased Spike about his crush, trapped Twilight in a gag-rune to stop her from chasing me. What about you?"
>"Oh, the usual. Woke up, teased Scoots about her crush, managed to make a barely legal liquor with Berry Punch using liquid rainbow extract." Somehow mimicking your nonchalant speaking  pattern.
>You both just receive each others news and nod accordingly.
"Well, this was fun but I'm kinda hungry. Peace"
>"Yeah, I gotta exercise some more for today, later." She then opens the door and flies away.
>Walking over to the cash register, you ring the service bell.
>After a few seconds Ms. Cake appears to take your order.
"Hello, I would like your #1 breakfast combo. By the way how are the kids?"
>"Oh there fine dearie. That will be five bits."
>You hand her the coins and walk over to an open table.
 
>After a few minutes of waiting for your order Pinkie comes bouncing with the tray on her head.
>It took a while to get use to the physics of this world but that mare still remains a mystery
"Thanks Pinks!"
>"Your welcome, Nonnie!" She says as she places down your tray.
>A single plate of eggs in a hole with french toast and a glass of Apple Juice.
>But before your fork hit the plate the tray was snatched by the pony who now was glaring at you.
>You would be concerned if she wasn't so cute.
>10/10 would waifu
>Nah fuck that, she's holding your food hostage!
>5/10 needs to give your damn food.
>"That's what I want to say, but you trapped Twilight in that meanie pants spell"
>...You would ask how she knew that yet you feel you went down this road before.
"Hey! She's the one who tried to make me write enough research papers to win a Nobel Prize!"
>"Neigh Bell"
"Taco bell"
>"OHH Tacoes, wait no! No distractions Nony!"
>Damn you thought that would work.
>Sighing in defeat, you snap your fingers to end the rune.
>Pinkie smiles in content and hands you your breakfast."Good, now be nice and only prank for fun, not revenge. Okie Dokie?"
"Yeah, yeah."
>"Pinkie Promise?" she urged. You haphazardly complete the ritual. Pinkie then latched on to you with a big hug and hooped off to god knows where.
>"Actually I haven't the foggiest."
"Discord, get outta meh head!"
>God damned Chaos beings playing maker.