"Fwuffy wuv Supaman!"

    >Be watching Superman Returns with your fluffy

    >Fluffy is engrossed in the film to an unsettling degree

    >Mouth wide open, smiling from ear to ear

    >Have to poke her a few times to make sure she's still alive

    >To which she just shushes you and goes back to the movie

 

    >After it's over, Fluffy will not stop bouncing around

    >"Supaman pwetty! Supaman best hooman evah! Fwuffy wan meet Supaman!"

    "Heh, you really like Superman, huh?"

    >"Fwuffy wuv Supaman!"

    >Fluffy babbles incoherently about Superman all evening, even in bed

    >'Goonite Daddy, goonite Supaman!"

    >You begin wondering if this will end well

 

    >Wake up the next morning to find fluffy has got her crayons out and drawn a huge superman symbols and love hearts all over the wall of her safe room

    "What do you think you're doing, young lady?!"

    >Fluffy jumps at your angry voice

    >"Fwuffy sowwee, daddy... Fwuffy wuv Supaman so much... Fwuffy wan dwaw Supaman!"

    >Put Fluffy in the 'Sorry Box' after a few flicks on the nose and much crying

 

    >Ten minutes later, you hear a window breaking

    >You go through to find a blue fluffy with a red man, floating in mid air

    >"Yoo bad hooman! You huwt fwuffy, now SupaFwuffy huwt YOO!"

    >You barely have time to take this in before SuperFluffy kicks your arse from here to the next state

    >As you lie bleeding and broken, SuperFluffy tears the grate off the pet-carrier that is the 'Sorry Box' and your fluffy waddles out and nuzzles SuperFluffy

    >"Wuv SupaFwuffy!"

    >SuperFluffy grabs your fluffy and flies away

 

    >Knew that naming your fluffy 'Lois' was a dumb idea...