Title:           Les Flufferables
Author:          Ausfag
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First Edit:      Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:07:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:07:18 AM CDT

>10 years after the government recognised Fluffy Ponies as creatures of intellect
>Fluffies can now be tried and found guilty for their crimes in a court of law
>Fluffy prison and labour camp is now a thing
>Fluffies assigned numbers according to crime and length of internment
>Be a Fluffy Prison Warden
>Have a prisoner brought forth who has served his time and is ready to be released on parole
"Your time is up. You know what that means."
>"Dat mean Fwuffy's fwee!"
>The ignorance of these fluffies enrages you
"No! It means you get your yellow ticket of leave. You are a thief!"
>"Fwuffy stowe a woaf a bwead!"
"Vermin, you robbed a house!"
>"Fwuffy onwy bwoke windo pane! Sissy babehs need nummies, fwuffies was stawving!"
>These excuses only anger you further
>How can this creature not know how evil it is?
>You fight back the urge to strike it
>Not worth losing your job over a Fluffy
 
"You will starve again, rat, unless you learn the meaning of The Law."
>"Fwuffy undewstand. Dese 19 monfs, fwuffy haf been swave to Da Law."
>You are screaming at the insolent little shit now
"Five months for what you did, the rest because you tried to run! Prisoner 24601 - "
>"Fwuffy name is Jean Vawjean!
"And I am Javert. Do not forget me, Prisoner 24601!"
 
>You spit on the vermin and give him his parole ticket
>Little did you know you just sparked the fires of the Fluffy Revolution
 
>The prisoners sing
>"Wook down, wook down"
>"Don't wook 'em in de eye"
>"Wook down, wook down"
>"Yoo hewe untiw yoo die"