- >10 years after the government recognised Fluffy Ponies as creatures of intellect
- >Fluffies can now be tried and found guilty for their crimes in a court of law
- >Fluffy prison and labour camp is now a thing
- >Fluffies assigned numbers according to crime and length of internment
- >Be a Fluffy Prison Warden
- >Have a prisoner brought forth who has served his time and is ready to be released on parole
- "Your time is up. You know what that means."
- >"Dat mean Fwuffy's fwee!"
- >The ignorance of these fluffies enrages you
- "No! It means you get your yellow ticket of leave. You are a thief!"
- >"Fwuffy stowe a woaf a bwead!"
- "Vermin, you robbed a house!"
- >"Fwuffy onwy bwoke windo pane! Sissy babehs need nummies, fwuffies was stawving!"
- >These excuses only anger you further
- >How can this creature not know how evil it is?
- >You fight back the urge to strike it
- >Not worth losing your job over a Fluffy
- "You will starve again, rat, unless you learn the meaning of The Law."
- >"Fwuffy undewstand. Dese 19 monfs, fwuffy haf been swave to Da Law."
- >You are screaming at the insolent little shit now
- "Five months for what you did, the rest because you tried to run! Prisoner 24601 - "
- >"Fwuffy name is Jean Vawjean!
- "And I am Javert. Do not forget me, Prisoner 24601!"
- >You spit on the vermin and give him his parole ticket
- >Little did you know you just sparked the fires of the Fluffy Revolution
- >The prisoners sing
- >"Wook down, wook down"
- >"Don't wook 'em in de eye"
- >"Wook down, wook down"
- >"Yoo hewe untiw yoo die"
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