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Fluffy loves to sing-a

By: Ausfag on Jun 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.80 KB  |  hits: 251  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Own a fluffy pony
  2. >Also own a large musical theatre DVD collection
  3. >Come home one day to find fluffy pony has managed to start the DVD in the player
  4. >Les Miserables
  5. >No idea how the fuck it managed it
  6. >Fluffy looks up from the TV and sees you
  7. >Begins singing
  8. >"Wewcome, Meesoow, sit yowsewf down"
  9. >"An' meet da best innkeepew in town"
  10. >"As fow da west, aww o dem cwooks:"
  11. >"Wooking dewr gests and cwooking da books"
  12. >"Sewdom do yoo see"
  13. >"Honust fwuff wike me"
  14. >"A gent o good intent"
  15. >"Hoo's content to beeee"
  16. >Fluffy proceeds to sing all of "Master of the House" in his little fluffy voice, and is surprisingly good
  17.  
  18. >2 years later, Fluffy Pony is in New York running a Fluffy Pony Players Company
  19. >Critically acclaimed performances world-wide
  20. >Puts on "Singin' in the Rain"
  21. >Fluffy pony drowns