
Fluffy loves to sing-a
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>Own a fluffy pony
>Also own a large musical theatre DVD collection
>Come home one day to find fluffy pony has managed to start the DVD in the player
>Les Miserables
>No idea how the fuck it managed it
>Fluffy looks up from the TV and sees you
>Begins singing
>"Wewcome, Meesoow, sit yowsewf down"
>"An' meet da best innkeepew in town"
>"As fow da west, aww o dem cwooks:"
>"Wooking dewr gests and cwooking da books"
>"Sewdom do yoo see"
>"Honust fwuff wike me"
>"A gent o good intent"
>"Hoo's content to beeee"
>Fluffy proceeds to sing all of "Master of the House" in his little fluffy voice, and is surprisingly good
>2 years later, Fluffy Pony is in New York running a Fluffy Pony Players Company
>Critically acclaimed performances world-wide
>Puts on "Singin' in the Rain"
>Fluffy pony drowns