Title:           Fluffy Derpy: What's in a name?
Author:          Ausfag
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First Edit:      Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:01:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:01:32 AM CDT

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>The incredibly simple way she works never ceases to amaze
>When you adopted her, she insisted that her name was fluffy
>It's been 3 months and you decide to call her on this
"Fluffy, don't you want a new name? Your friend Raindrop has a name."
>Your fluffy looks at you (... You think. You can't remember which eye is the good one) thoughtfully
>"But Fwuffy is fwuffy! Waindwop is waindwop! If Fwuffy get noo name, Fwuffy no be Fwuffy no mo'. Fwuffy wike being Fwuffy."
>Finally it clicks
>She attaches a sense of self to names.
>She's a fluffy, so she calls herself Fluffy.
>You're daddy, so you're called Daddy
>Raindrop is a cyan fluffy with a blue mane, hence the name
>Your derpy little fluffy is a philosopher
 
>Fluffy looks up at you and smiles
>"Daddy wants huggies?"
>Yes. Yes you do.