Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Splish, Splash...
Author:          Ausfag
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First Edit:      Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:06:17 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:06:17 AM CDT

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>A fluffy who thought it would be a great idea to go crawling through a storm drain
>Now she needs a serious bath
>You're pretty confident she won't drown, only fill the tub so the water hits her belly
>Fluffy however is not keen on the idea
>"Fwuffy no wan baff! No wanna get aww wet!"
"Well, you should've thought of that before going on your adventure, little lady!"
>Fluffy puts on her sulking face as you put her in the tub
>You're a complete soft-touch, so you decide to make it fun for her and give her some bubble bath
>Soon enough, the tub is filled with bubbles and Fluffy is giggling like a kid at christmas
>"Fwuffy wuv bubbuws! Bubbuws tikkew Fwuffy nose! Bubbuws funny!"
>Fluffy is now all nice and clean, but you realised you've left the hair-dryer and towels in the next room
"Fluffy, stay there for a second, I have to get the hair dryer."
>"Okay, Daddy! Fwuffy wait."
 
>You come back, not a minute later
>Fluffy has vanished, and all you can see are bubbles covering all of the bathroom, and an empty bottle of bubble bath
>Panic
"Fluffy! Where are you?!"
>You see a pair of eyes open in the foam
>"Hai Daddy!"
>Out comes Fluffy, looking like a distant relative of Gandalf the Grey
>You ought to punish her, but the ridiculous way she looks just makes you laugh
>Before you dry her off, she and you bounce around the bathroom and pop all the bubbles