Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Socks
Author:          Ausfag
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First Edit:      Sunday 5th of August 2012 03:33:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 5th of August 2012 03:33:59 AM CDT

>Be the owner of a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>A fluffy who has recently told you that the winter weather makes her hooves hurt
>Well, as eloquently as a fluffy can
>"Cowd fwoow! No wike!"
>You eventually go out and buy her some baby socks to slip on her tiny hooves
>She absolutely loves them, and spends the next half-hour sliding around on the floor
 
>However, she is a rather simple fluffy, and her memory span isn't that great
>After she forgets what she was giggling about, she looks down and freaks out
>"Whewe weggies?! Why no haf weggies!? DADDYYYYYYY!"
>She tries to run to you, but slips over and falls onto her back, legs flailing in the air
>You can't help but laugh as you pick her up, take the socks off, and set her right again with a quick pat on the head
 
>"Fank'oo fow bwing back weggies, daddy!... Oooh, cowd fwoow! No wike!"