Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Like Fluff on Velcro
Author:          Ausfag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Mj8HZMcq
First Edit:      Friday 8th of June 2012 11:55:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 8th of June 2012 11:55:24 PM CDT

>Be the owner of an adopted fluffy pony
>Gray pegasus with a blonde mane and tail
>Looks to be wall-eyed
>Unsure whether this is the result of abuse, or genetic defect
>Either way, love the little fuzzball
 
>Come home from work
>"Hewwwp! Hewwwwp!"
>Your fluffy pony is crying for help from bedroom
>How she got out of her safe room in the first place, you'll never know
>Go upstairs
>See fluffy pony with Velcro strapped sandals stuck on her tail, running around and around in circles, mewling and shrieking
>Apparently got into your closet and tried wearing your shoes
>Can't help but laugh as you unstick her
>"Fwuffy dunno wut went wong..."