Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Fluffy Up the Pipes
Author:          Ausfag
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First Edit:      Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:05:21 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:05:21 AM CDT

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>A fluffy who is currently sitting in a storm drain, giggling inanely
>You've gone to grab a stick to help her climb out
>When you get back, she's gone
>You can see little footprints heading down the drain, and can hear her singing tunelessly as she walks
>She thinks it's all some grand adventure
 
>An hour later, the city works are still searching the pipes for your fluffy
>Told them your "pet" got in the storm drain
>God knows they wouldn't put a huge effort into finding a fluffy
>Your neighbour opens his door and comes towards you, carrying something
>"Is this yours?"
>It's Fluffy!
>She's covered in mud (you hope,) and is still smiling
>"Hai Daddy!"
>You cuddle her
"How did you find her?"
>"You're not going to believe this, but I found her in my sink."
>She must be so skinny under all the fluff, that she just crawled her way through the pipes
>"Fwuffy haf big advencha, Daddy! See wots of noo tings!"
>You take your simple little fluffy back inside for a much-needed bath