Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Fluffy Down the Drain
Author:          Ausfag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/U4bbtijS
First Edit:      Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:04:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of June 2012 12:04:09 AM CDT

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>She's quite curious, but also very simple
>Be moving a new couch into your home, and leave the front door open
>Fluffy manages to get out into the street
>You live in the suburbs, so barely any traffic
>Fluffy potters around the front yard before moving into the gutters
 
>Hear a small shriek coming from out in the road
>Run outside, fearing the worst
>Find fluffy sitting in a puddle of mud at the bottom of the storm drain
>Luckily it's been a pretty dry month
>"Hai Daddy!"
"... Hi Fluffy. Mind telling me what you're doing down there?"
>Fluffy thinks long and hard about this
>"Fwuffy sitting!" she replies, smiling
>"Wat Daddy dooin up dewe?"
>Facepalm, and go get a stick to pull her out