Title:           Fluffy Derpy: Derpy meets a Smarty Friend
Author:          Ausfag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/vy5Q71V1
First Edit:      Friday 8th of June 2012 11:59:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 8th of June 2012 11:59:56 PM CDT

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>She's rather simple, but you love her all the same
>One day, a band of ferals makes its way into your yard
>You fluffy sees them and potters out to greet them
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>"Hewwo! Yuu nu fwends fo fwuffy?"
>A feral unicorn you take to be the smarty friend comes to speak to her, cheeks puffed in the usual way
>"Go wai! Dis hewd's pwace!"
>Your fluffy looks at the smarty friend and grins
>"Dis yow pwace? Weawwy? Fwuffy no kno dat! Why yoo cheeks aww puffy? Wook siwwy!"
>Your fluffy giggles, prompting some of the herd to giggle as well
>Smarty friend shoots a glare at them
>"Me no siwwy! Me smawty fwend!"
>"Yoo smawty? Den why yoo say dis yow pwace? Dis my home. Yoo not so smawty. Yoo funny!"
>Holy shit, did your fluffy just outsmart a smarty friend?
>Your fluffy is laughing and rolling on the ground, while the herd thinks about what she's said
>"Fwuffy wight."
>"Smawty fwend no smawty...?"
>"Need new pwace!"
>The herd wanders out of your yard, with the smarty friend toiling behind, yelling abuse
 
>Go outside to find your fluffy still rolling and laughing
>She looks up
>"Hewwo daddy!... Why fwuffy on gwound?"