- >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
- >You've just painted her safe room, and have to go out to get some stuff for lunch
- >You can't leave Fluffy unattended outside her safe room, and God knows the paint fumes won't be good for her.
- >Decide you have to take her with you
- >Break out the child-carrier that lazy parents wear on their chest
- >Last girlfriend was baby-crazy, you don't like to think about it
- "Fluffy! Daddy's got a surprise for you!"
- >Fluffy potters around the corner and smiles
- >"Hai Daddy!"
- "Fluffy, since you've been extra good while Daddy painted your room, you get to come for a ride on his scooter with him!"
- >Fluffy's face lights up like you just told her the world is made of 'sketties'
- >"Fwuffy go wide?! YAY! Fwuffy wuv wide, Fwuffy wuv daddy, Fwuffy wan' go fast!"
- >Pick up Fluffy and put her in the child-carrier
- >She fits rather well, considering... Y'know... She's a Fluffy Pony.
- >Take her outside and warm up the scooter
- >Fluffy giggles at the noises and imitates them
- >"Bwuuuumbumbumbumbum!"
- >She thinks she's that guy from "Police Academy".
- >Take off, and Fluffy giggles all the way to the department store
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