- >Park scooter round the back of the shop, and when you get off you notice Fluffy keeps rubbing her eyes
- >You see they're red and watery, she can barely keep them open
- "You okay, Fluffy?"
- >"Fwuffy eyes huwt! Meany wind get in Fwuffy eyes, make sad wawas!"
- >... Well done, idiot. You could've blinded your fluffy
- >You start thinking of ideas
- "I'm sorry Fluffy, I'll try and make the wind not hurt your eyes on the way home, okay?
- >Fluffy looks up and smiles softly
- >"Okay Daddy. Fwuffy wuv Daddy."
- "Love you too, Fluffball."
- >Head into the store, pick up some of the essential stuff as well as a few other items that shan't be mentioned
- >Also, just to freak out customers, you grab a tub of KY Jelly and stand in the produce section looking thoughtful
- >You realise this is made to look worse because of a certain Fluffy strapped to your chest in a child-carrier
- >Pay for everything (Not the KY, you leave that)
- >Cashier chick tickles Fluffy's chin
- >"She's so cute! What's her name?"
- "She calls herself Fluffy. Won't answer to anything else."
- >"Adorable! Y'know, she kinda looks like Derpy..."
- "Don't be ableist!"
- >Take items and leave
- >Rude woman
- >Before you head home, you stop in at the nearest "Build-A-Bear".
- >Purchase a couple of new gifts for Fluffy to help keep her eyes safe while riding the scooter
- >A pilot cap and a pair of flight goggles
- >Fluffy loves them so much, she wears them out of the shop
- >"Fwuffy wuv new cwoves! Fwuffy wuv Daddy! Fwuffy wuv EVEWYFING!"
- >She'll sleep well tonight.
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