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Fluffy Derpy: What's in a name?

By: Ausfag on Jun 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.83 KB  |  hits: 206  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
  2. >The incredibly simple way she works never ceases to amaze
  3. >When you adopted her, she insisted that her name was fluffy
  4. >It's been 3 months and you decide to call her on this
  5. "Fluffy, don't you want a new name? Your friend Raindrop has a name."
  6. >Your fluffy looks at you (... You think. You can't remember which eye is the good one) thoughtfully
  7. >"But Fwuffy is fwuffy! Waindwop is waindwop! If Fwuffy get noo name, Fwuffy no be Fwuffy no mo'. Fwuffy wike being Fwuffy."
  8. >Finally it clicks
  9. >She attaches a sense of self to names.
  10. >She's a fluffy, so she calls herself Fluffy.
  11. >You're daddy, so you're called Daddy
  12. >Raindrop is a cyan fluffy with a blue mane, hence the name
  13. >Your derpy little fluffy is a philosopher
  14.  
  15. >Fluffy looks up at you and smiles
  16. >"Daddy wants huggies?"
  17. >Yes. Yes you do.