- >Be the owner of a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
- >A fluffy who has recently told you that the winter weather makes her hooves hurt
- >Well, as eloquently as a fluffy can
- >"Cowd fwoow! No wike!"
- >You eventually go out and buy her some baby socks to slip on her tiny hooves
- >She absolutely loves them, and spends the next half-hour sliding around on the floor
- >However, she is a rather simple fluffy, and her memory span isn't that great
- >After she forgets what she was giggling about, she looks down and freaks out
- >"Whewe weggies?! Why no haf weggies!? DADDYYYYYYY!"
- >She tries to run to you, but slips over and falls onto her back, legs flailing in the air
- >You can't help but laugh as you pick her up, take the socks off, and set her right again with a quick pat on the head
- >"Fank'oo fow bwing back weggies, daddy!... Oooh, cowd fwoow! No wike!"
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