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Fluffy Derpy: Lost Voice

By: Ausfag on Jun 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.60 KB  |  hits: 212  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Own a gray, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy pony
  2. >Your fluffy pony has developed a rather bad cough
  3. >Has lost her voice entirely
  4. >Take her to the vet to try and determine a course of action
  5. >Little fluffy hates the vet
  6. >Squirms out of your arms any chance she gets
  7. >Finally get called into Vet's office
  8. >Vet examines fluffy's throat
  9. >"... What the hell are you feeding this thing?"
  10. >Turns out fluffy pony has been eating the sand from her sandbox
  11. >Has grazed her throat so much, she can't speak.
  12. >Fluffy looks at you and shrugs sheepishly
  13. >You know what she's trying to say
  14. >"Fwuffy dunno wat went wong..."