- >Be the owner of an adopted fluffy pony
- >Gray pegasus with a blonde mane and tail
- >Looks to be wall-eyed
- >Unsure whether this is the result of abuse, or genetic defect
- >Either way, love the little fuzzball
- >Come home from work
- >"Hewwwp! Hewwwwp!"
- >Your fluffy pony is crying for help from bedroom
- >How she got out of her safe room in the first place, you'll never know
- >Go upstairs
- >See fluffy pony with Velcro strapped sandals stuck on her tail, running around and around in circles, mewling and shrieking
- >Apparently got into your closet and tried wearing your shoes
- >Can't help but laugh as you unstick her
- >"Fwuffy dunno wut went wong..."
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