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Fluffy Derpy: Fluffy Down the Drain

By: Ausfag on Jun 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 182  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
  2. >She's quite curious, but also very simple
  3. >Be moving a new couch into your home, and leave the front door open
  4. >Fluffy manages to get out into the street
  5. >You live in the suburbs, so barely any traffic
  6. >Fluffy potters around the front yard before moving into the gutters
  7.  
  8. >Hear a small shriek coming from out in the road
  9. >Run outside, fearing the worst
  10. >Find fluffy sitting in a puddle of mud at the bottom of the storm drain
  11. >Luckily it's been a pretty dry month
  12. >"Hai Daddy!"
  13. "... Hi Fluffy. Mind telling me what you're doing down there?"
  14. >Fluffy thinks long and hard about this
  15. >"Fwuffy sitting!" she replies, smiling
  16. >"Wat Daddy dooin up dewe?"
  17. >Facepalm, and go get a stick to pull her out