- >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
- >She's rather simple, but you love her all the same
- >One day, a band of ferals makes its way into your yard
- >You fluffy sees them and potters out to greet them
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- >"Hewwo! Yuu nu fwends fo fwuffy?"
- >A feral unicorn you take to be the smarty friend comes to speak to her, cheeks puffed in the usual way
- >"Go wai! Dis hewd's pwace!"
- >Your fluffy looks at the smarty friend and grins
- >"Dis yow pwace? Weawwy? Fwuffy no kno dat! Why yoo cheeks aww puffy? Wook siwwy!"
- >Your fluffy giggles, prompting some of the herd to giggle as well
- >Smarty friend shoots a glare at them
- >"Me no siwwy! Me smawty fwend!"
- >"Yoo smawty? Den why yoo say dis yow pwace? Dis my home. Yoo not so smawty. Yoo funny!"
- >Holy shit, did your fluffy just outsmart a smarty friend?
- >Your fluffy is laughing and rolling on the ground, while the herd thinks about what she's said
- >"Fwuffy wight."
- >"Smawty fwend no smawty...?"
- >"Need new pwace!"
- >The herd wanders out of your yard, with the smarty friend toiling behind, yelling abuse
- >Go outside to find your fluffy still rolling and laughing
- >She looks up
- >"Hewwo daddy!... Why fwuffy on gwound?"
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