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By: Ausfag on Jun 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.59 KB  |  hits: 189  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be an amateur dancer
  2. >And a fluffy owner
  3. >Take fluffy pony to the ballet, on the promise that she stay very very quiet during the performance
  4. >Fluffy sits in awe of the performance
  5. >When you get home, fluffy is leaping and bounding all over the living room
  6. >"Fwuffy wanna be danca! Fwuffy wan dance!"
  7. >Agree to teach fluffy to dance
  8. >It's an arduous process, but after 3 and a half months, fluffy pony can hold onto a bar, and do VERY basic ballet
  9. >Wears a tutu and everything
  10. >"Fwuffy be Pweema Bawawina!"
  11. >You are so proud
  12.  
  13. >As a reward, take fluffy to see Swan Lake
  14. >Fluffy Pony Drowns