Title:           Thingpone can't into cooking
Author:          Auroral
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sG6Zcekt
First Edit:      Wednesday 22nd of April 2015 08:31:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 22nd of April 2015 08:31:59 AM CDT

>Be thingpone
>Be making Nonny some dinner
>Or at least trying to
>You had just turned towards him for a brief moment to say something
>And then this happened
>Nonny's steak dinner was burning!
>In ALL the fire!
>RIP in peace steak
>It was really hard to get this for Nonny in magic horse land too...
"Is everything alright over there Thingpone?"
>Ohshitohshitohshit
>"N-nothing's wrong at all Nonny! No need to worry or a-anything!"
>This is bad, this is real bad
>But you can save this
>Maybe if you jussst...
>As you make a fleshy tentacle and "carefully" move it to the burning steak, hoping to save it
"Thingpone are you sure you're alright in there?
>His interruption disrupts your concentration and
>Oh shi-
>Right into the fire
>"SSKKKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
>Thingpone and fire do NOT mix
>One flailing tentacle, a panicked pone, and a magical fire extinguisher wielding Anon later
"You alright Thingpone? You were pretty panicked there."
>*Sniff* "I-I just w-wanted to make you a s-steak N-nonny..."
>"A-and I burned it all up!"
>Now there are tears streaming down your pone muzzle and its all scrunched up and everything
>Oh god why
>When suddenly
>Boop
"Now now Thingpone, don't be so upset a steak got burned. Rather a silly steak get cripsified then you."
>He bends over to hold and hug you
>Your still sniffling and all scrunched up but feeling a little better
"Now let's get this turned off
>Your eyes widen as he reaches over to turn the stove off
>"N-nnnnnnnoooo Anon don't get near it! Its evil!
"I'm fine Thingpone, see? Its off already nothing to worry about."
>Afterwards he carries you over to the couch and snuggles you until you pass out.