Title: Moonie is for cute (R63)(wip) Author: Auroral Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/vm1yPLPh First Edit: Saturday 9th of May 2015 04:29:48 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 9th of May 2015 04:29:48 AM CDT     >Be Nightmare Moon     >Be upset that your brother had you wake up, DURING THE DAY, as he had somepony that he "wanted to introduce you to".     >What pony could be so important he has yet to say...     >After waiting for what seems like have the day, all the while really just wanting to go back to sleep, your brother finally returns.     >Finally.     >Let us get this over with     >"Luna there's somepony I want you to meet!"     >Ugh he can be so loud.     >And quite...trying at times.     >He will owe us one for this.     >As you turn to face your brother you see he brought some sort of purple runt with him.     >"And just who is this brother?"     "This is Dusk Shine, Luna."     >"Who?"     >You give him a look.     "He was there when you got back from your...from the Moon, remember?     >Oh wait.     >You remember this stallion.     >He was one of the ponies that knew who you were.     >You look down at him.     >He looks rather nervous.     >"We shall merely tolerate you, young stallion...for now."     >Despite you saying this rather menacingly (or so you think), this makes the stallion seem really happy and brings a smile to his face.     >You keep telling your brother that we are to be feared, and that we are not cute in the slightest!     >And you insist that he refer to you as Nightmare Moon, which he does not.     >You would force them to properly respect a princess such as yourself, but this magic inhibitor your brother got on you prevents any such thing.     >Stupid magic inhibitor...     >Your too tired to snap at the stallion about such things however...     >As it happens he starts to chat about astrology and star charts and things.     >Its nice to have somepony that appreciates your nights, it really is, but you just feel so tired right now.     >You mostly just mumble out a yes or no answer to most of his questions.     >He seems way to happy to be near you though.     >Really rather off-putting.     >You could've sworn at one point he actually squeed about something. >After all that is done, you proceed back to your room to pass out. >Despite the whole "Trying to send Equestria into an ice age with eternal night" thing, your brother has been awfully nice to you... >You still wonder what he is up to. >But you refrain from going into his dreams these days. >After that one dream. >Such...cuddling, between sibling even! >Very inappropriate. Scandalous even! >You never mentioned anything to him, but you couldn't look him in the eyes for a week. >After you get some more sleep, you feel much better. >As time passes, Dusk stops by every now and then to talk about night things. >He does seem to like your night quite a bit, and is rather nice. >You might even go as far as to call him a friend. >Although it would be a lot nicer if he didn't treat you as some sort of adorable little mare. >You are not some little filly after all, you are the Princess of the night! >To be feared and respected by all! >One night, rather curious, you decide to visit his dreams. >You wonder what he dreams about. >As you peer into his dreamscape, you see... >WHAT THE WHAT!?!?! >THIS. >THIS IS. >THIS IS VERY. >VERY. >WHY HE. >HE IS. >HE IS HUGGING AND CUDDLING YOU! >THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT A PONY PRINCESS! >THIS IS VERY, VERY INAPPROPRIATE >WHY. >YOU. >HE. >YOU DON'T EVEN >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." >Despite your outburst, you're are unable to end this dream. >You're brother's magic inhibitor, while not preventing you from dream-walking, it being an inherently unmagical process, does prevent you from casting the spells needed to disrupt ponies slumber. >You have to settle for just standing over them and glaring. >He doesn't even notice you! >You are so very upset with him right now, we shall have a dicussion about this next time he visits... >You. Are. Just. So. Upset. Right now. >To have him cuddling a dream of me! And I don't even get noticed! >So very inappropriate. >AND ITS NOT EVEN THE REAL YO- >No. We are a princess. >We must remain calm and proper in dealing with this. >Or at least that's what Solaris keeps telling you. >But he says a lot of things... >When you wake up you notify a guard that you are moving the meeting with Dusk to...tomorrow. >Its already night, and he only comes by in the evenings. >Well we shall have some very choice words with him then! >When he finally comes the next day, he is rather confused. "You wanted to see me Moonie?" >"DUSK SHINE!!! DON'T YOU MOONIE ME, >"WE HAVE DELVED INTO YOUR DREAMS DUSK SHINE!" "Y-you..have?" >"YES AND WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT!" "Y-you do?" >He seems ever nervous at this, as he should be. >"YES! AND IT WAS LEWD! SO VERY LEWD!" "M-moonie, I-I its not what it see-" >"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDD!" "I-I *sniff*" >"SO VERY VERY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!" >"AND VERY INAPPORAITE AND IMPROPER!" >He looks like he is about to cry at this point. >Good! >"THAT IS NOT AT ALL HOW YOU TREAT A PRINCESS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?" >"B-but Moonie I just want to hu-" >"IT IS UNACCEPTABLE!" >And with that he runs off crying. >Perhaps now he will learn to treat you properly, as a pony princess should be. >But perhaps we should not have been so harsh... >Oh he'll be fine! >Later... "Luna!" >Oh great, its our brother, what does he want with us now? "Luna!" >"What is it now Solaris?" "Luna we need to have a talk." >"About what now brother? Did you lose track of where you put your cake again? "Now Luna this is not about th-" >"You KNOW I do not like cakes! Cookies are much better." "Luna I-" >"And furthermore, perhaps if you did not eat so much of it every day your fat flank wouldn't forget where your latest serving was placed. Why I still recall that time when you left it on your throne, your royal posterior was stained for a week." "LUNA""Luna!" >"What is it now Solaris?" "Luna we need to have a talk." >"About what now brother? Did you lose track fo where you put your cake again? "Now Luna this is not about th-" >"You KNOW I do not like cakes! Cookies are much better." "Luna I-" >"And furthermore, perhaps if you did not eat so much of it every day your fat flank wouldn't forget where your latest serving was placed. Why I still recall that time when you left it on your throne, your royal posterior was stained for a week." "LUNA" >He seems a bit upset, he neve rdid liked being reminded of the cake incident of 734 >"ALright fine, so what is it about this time brother of mine?" "Dusk tells me your were spying on his dreams..." >"What?" "And that you had chastized him for dreaming about you..."} >"WE WERE FULLY WITHIN OUR RIGHTS SOLARIS!" "Now Luna there's no need to sho-" >"HE WAS DREAMING OF VERY LEWD THINGS." "I-" >"VERY LEWD AND IMPROPER THINGS!" >"THINGS THAT A PRINCESS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR!" "Now Luna, you have to understand a lot has changed in your ab-" >"HE WAS DREAMING O-OF HUGGING ME SOLARIS! "Now Lu-" >"HUGGING ME AND CUDDLING ME AND HOLDING ME!" "Well that's not ness-" >"I WAS BUT A SMALL MARE IN HIS ARMS!" "Okay. Well can I pl-" >"IT WAS VERY, VERY IMPROPER AND, AND...lewd..." "Luna" "Luna pls" "Luna, stop yelling" "WE SHALL NOT!" "Luna, he just wants you to be happy." >"HE WAS PRACTIALLY STALLION-HANDLEING ME!" "Luna all he want form you is friendship" >"I CANNOT BE HAPPY WHEN HE... HE... SEES ME AS NOTHING BUT A HUG PILLOW!" >"I AM NOT SOME CONCUBINE TO BE CUDDLED AND HUGGED WHENEVER HE WANTS!" >"HE WAS PRACTICALLY VIOLATING ME!" "Luna you are really overacting to thi-" >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "LUNA!" "LUNA CALM DOWN!" >He grabs you in his magic to prevent you from flailing about anymore, your magic may be disabled but you still have the raw physical strength of an Alicorn.