Title:           Anonpone makes some breakfast
Author:          Auroral
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qgLyb7L3
First Edit:      Friday 24th of April 2015 08:01:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 24th of April 2015 08:01:16 AM CDT

>Be Anonpone, [spoiler] the little mare, of coursh![/spoiler]
>Be making some breakfast
>Despite being turned into the little mare recently, you still like to have some meat every once in awhile
>Make some breakfast
>ITS TIME TO GIVE YOUR MEAT A RUB.JPG
>Make an egg, cheddar bratwurst, green pepper, cheese, and bacon combo
>It smells really good
>Eat ALL of the extra greasy contraption
>Later
>Oh fuck
>I don't feel so good...
>Turns out pone stomachs, while being able to handle meat like a regular pony, cannot handle all the grease of a traditional American breakfast
>This can not end well
>Fell like throwing up
>Run to the bathroom
>proceed to vomit up ALL the greasy breakfast, preventing you from making greens on 4chan for awhile
>"I do not feel so...urp-"
"Anonpone! You alright in there?"
>Its Anon, he was pretty cool about when you turned into the little mare and let you stay at his place
>Sick horse noises intensifies
>You hear Anon coming up the stairs
"Aw damn it Anonpone! Did you eat a whole bunch of meat again? Man you gotta stop doing this."
>"uhhhhh" Is all you can manage to reply
>After your stomach voids its greasy contents and you clean yourself off, Anon grabs you up and puts you inna bed
"If you keep being a silly, irresponsible pony like this I'm not gonna just let you up and grab whatever food you want from the fridge you know."
>*groans*"Urgh...o-okay whatever you say Nonny, I think I need to *urp* lie down for a bit..."
>As Anon leaves you can hear him mutter
*sigh*"Silly horse what am I going to do with you."