Title:           Anon introduces Thingpone to /v/idyagames
Author:          Auroral
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bPV04vzA
First Edit:      Friday 24th of April 2015 08:55:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 24th of April 2015 08:55:53 AM CDT

    >Be Thingpone
    >Nonny had just challenged you to a round of something he called "STREET FIGHTA 5"
    >Having nothing else to do you decide to take him up on it
    >Nonny puts in the disc and hands you something he calls a "Controller" and shows you how to use it
    >It sure is a lot different then the battered old laptop you use
    >When he loads the game up and you two start to play you get your ass kicked!
    >"This isn't very fun Anon, I have no idea what I'm doing!"
    "Oh come on! Its just a beat em up game!"
    >With a small "hmph" you set down the game controller and pout a little with your muzzle all scrunched up
    >"Its not fun if its just about you winning Nonny..."
    "What? Oh alright, fine. Look, I'll help you learn how to play more better and well have some fun okay? Maybe we can try a different game or something."
    >"Well if you're going to be playing with those hands of yours can we try something...where we play together or something?"
    "A co-op game? Sure, sounds great!"
    >Anon pops in Call of Battle Duty 225(Now with pay to play mods!)
    >Start up the game
    >Still bad at it, hooves were not made for this
    >"Nonnnnnnnny! Its still not fun at alllllll!"
    "Uh..here, try using a tentacle or something thingpone."
    >"Alright..."
    >As you grow out a couple tentacles and you manage to eventually get them to work with the buttons, you start to get better at the game
    >A LOT better
    >Turns out tentacles are really useful for handling controllers
    >Now Anon is the one being left in the dust!
    "Hold up there Thingpone, I'm trying to get past these guys"
    >"what's the matter Anon? A few Nazi-alien-space-solider-zombies too much for you to handle~?"
    >He doesn't reply, but you hear him move a bit
    >"Why I guess I;m just..."TOO PRO 4U" Nonny~"
    >You continue to gloat at your newfound tentacle skillz, unaware of Anon preparing his sneak attack
    >When suddenly
    "Surprise!"
    >Anon sneaked up behind you irl and has launched a tickle attack!
>While he tickles your fleshy pony belly with one hand, completely distracting you from mowing down some more zombies aliens
>You can't stop giggling and writhing around his fingers but you can't let him win!
>"I-I, *hehe* Will g-gaaaeeet *Snerk* thhhhe higher scoore Nonny!*tee-hee*"
"Not if I keep tickling you, you won't"
>This soon devolves into Anon focusing all of his efforts into tickling you, while you are too busy rolling around laughing and giggling like a fool to do much
"Yeah your really some scary eldritch horror when you're rolling around like a silly pony!"
>"S-stop nonny! I-I can't take m-much more of this!"
>While the attention of both of you is distracted, you both end up dying on the game, with the game the game telling you
>"YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEEEEEAAAD"
>Ah well
>Anon has stopped tickling you, and you can finally catch your breath now
>"Y-you were right, Nonny. T-that was f-fun"
"I don't think were in any shape for some more right now though."
>"Agreed"
"Wanna go cuddle or something?"
>:But of coursh!"
>And so Anon picks you up, trembling tiny hoofs and all, and takes you over to the couch and puts on some ">insert TV show of choice" and cuddles you