- >It seems you aren't as far from civilization as you thought. Turns out, You were near some kind of part where pinkie meets with her friends for 'pet play dates'.
- >You walk along side pinkie for what feels like only a few minutes, when you reach the top of a hill, overlooking a bustling town. In the middle is what you guess would be a town hall, rising high above all other buildings, topped with a tall, narrow spire.
- >There's a railroad running through it, so you know they have some type of technology,
- >Pinkie's been talking the whole time, and you've been tuning her out for the majority of the walk. Not because you don't want to listen, you just never get a chance to talk. This p0ny has no off switch.
- >Pinkie points to a building and says "..This is Ponyville! And that's where I live, Sugar Cube Corner! After we talk to Twilight you should come over, and I'll throw you a welcome party! I live there with the Cakes, I help them bake and.."
- >Pinkie goes on about her various experiences with the cakes and something about making cupcakes for your party.
- >The building is atleast two stories tall, and is literally a gingerbread house. Topped off with icing, a cupcake roof, and three giant candles.
- >Well no woner this p0ny is so damn hyper, she has enough sugar in her home to give the entire world diabetes. Do p0nies even get diabetes? Shit, you'll have to ask Twilight that, in fact, the more you look at the town the more you want to know about this culture.
- "So pinkie, where does Twilight live? I kinda have a lot of questions"
- >"Well that's easy peasy! She lives in the library of course! C'mon, let's go see her now!"
- >With that, Pinkie bounds down the hill to Ponyville, with a happy little gator waving in the air behind her.
- >As you catch up to pinkie, she slow down her bouncing and start troting happily along side you.
- >She starts telling you about all the p0nies she knows, and the various parties she's thrown.
- > You're getting a lot of weird stares, but you aren't surpirsed. You are the only human here.
- >FUCK that thought hasn't crossed your mind yet. Your heart sinks a little, if there ever was a chance that you'd find a person to be friends with or love, it's been blown to pieces.
- >Pinkie stops talking, and randomly starts shaking her ears and shudders.
- >"Anon, whats wrong?"
- "What? Oh, Nothing."
- >"You don't have to hide anything from me silly. I got a twitch in my ears, and a shake in my step, and that means somep0ny is feeling bad."
- >Wow, that's either some crazy phemonenon, or the greatest stroke of luck ever. Either way, you're slightly uneased by it.
- "Well, I was just thinking, I'm the only human here. If I don't get home, I may never see another person again. "
- >Pinkie drops her smile and turns to you, with a sad, concerned look on her face.
- >"Oh... You must miss your friends and family a lot. Well, if anyp0ny can figure out how to get you home, it's twilight."
- >She gives you a faint grin, trying to be as sensitive about this situation as much as possible.
- >When you think about it, you didn't have any friends back home, in fact most people hated you. Your family was either dead or couldn't care less about you. This p0ny has shown more compassion in the last half an hour than anyone else has in the past twenty years of your life.
- >Fuck, do you even want to go home? This could be a new start for you. You didn't have anything back on earth to give a shit about, so what do you have to lose?
- "Well Pinkie, even if I can't get back home, I'm sure things here wouldn't be too bad. I mean, if every one is half as nice as you are it'll be a lot better here than it was back home."
- >A genuine smile is brought to her face, and it almost seems like her coat became slightly brighter.
- "Now how about we get to twilights'?"
- >And with that you set off through P0nyville, towards a giant oak tree in the middle of town.
- >You notice a lot of p0nies staring at you as walk through p0nyvilles streets.
- >Some of their faces show digust or fear, but most appear just curious.
- >You can't help but feel a little uncomfortable with so many p0nies staring at you, but you try to shake it off and enjoy the town.
- >P0nyville is actually very well maintained, and is a bustling little community.
- >The homes look like 2 story cottages, topped with straw.
- >bussinesses are everywhere here, from a giant market made of tents and stalls, to large buildings like the cakes bakery.
- >The entire town was pretty impressive, considering everything was mad with their hooves.
- >Soon You find yourself infront of a massive oak tree, covered with windows and a single door leading inside.
- >"And this is where Twilight lives, in the P0nyville library!"
- >Pinkie knocked on the large door wither her pink marshmellow hoof, and a small purple anthromorphic lizard with green fins running down his back opened the door.
- >"Oh hey Pinkie, did you wanna see twi- What's that!?" He said.
- >He extended a small pointed claw at you, and unlike the p0nies you've seen in the streets, he seems confrontational, not scared.
- >"Oh hi spike! This is Anon! I found him while I was out walking gummi! he's new here, and I thought he should see Twilight."
- >The little lizard looked up at pinkie and said "Are you sure he's safe? I mean, don't you think it could be a really bad idea to bring him to town? what if he's dangerous?"
- "I'm not gonna hurt you. I was just teleported here from my home and I have no idea where I am, or how I got here. Pinkie says Twilight is a very smart p0ny, and may know what is happening." you say, trying you best to reassure him you aren't going to hurt him.
- >"See, spike? He's nice, I pinkie promise! Can we just see twilight, pretty please with a big, red cherry on top?" With that, spike let's out a "fine", and opens the door and lets you in.
- >"Hey dude, what are you anyway? You look like a minotaur, just less hairy." spike asks you, almost with a bite in his words.
- "I'm a human. What are you?" you return.

