- >Day Trojan Pony in Equestria.
- >Someone said that, "Waking up is the hardest part of the day".
- >Well they obviously haven't delt with Fluttershy.
- >You crawl out of the warm embrace of your bed and into the cold.
- >Execute Triple S.exe.
- >Sliding down the stairs, you stroll into the kitchen.
- >Grab a box of cereal and two bowls and placing it on the table in preparation for an unwanted guest.
- >Just because she makes your life a living hell, doesn't mean she can't enjoy some Anon-O's.
- >As expected, there goes the scheduled knocking of the door.
- >You swing the door open.
- >Nopony's there.
- "That's weird"
- >Turning around, you walk over to the dining table.
- >Several seconds pass as your brain plays 'spot the difference' with what you see and what you remember, leaving you standing there holding a spoon.
- >Your precious cereal is missing!
- "Shy, I know it's you. Come on out!"
- >Silence.
- "At least leave me some?
- >More unnatural silence.
- "If you come out now, I'll eat it with you!".
- >Normally Flutters would've gushed herself to death if she heard you say that.
- >But now, all that greeted you is a cold breeze.
- "Strange..."
- >Questioning Fluttershy's actions doesn't solve your breakfast problem, so it's off to Sugarcube corner.
- >Grabbing your wallet, you head out for the sweetest shop in ponyville.
- >It's sweet not because of the fact that it literally is made out of sugar and sweets, but because of that plush, pink, pony plot.
- >No boner, no!
- >"Hiya anon!", shouted Pinkie "Nice ass" Pie.
- >Pinkie's voice snaps you out of that ass moment.
- >Realising you've been staring at her since you walked in, she giggles as you blush.
- "Uh- Hey there Pinkie, I could sure go for some cupcakes right about now!", you blurt out while hiding your boner.
- >"Sure nonny! In a sec~"
- >Whew.
- >Diving into the kitchen, sounds of squeeky wheels and Pinkie's giggling erupt from within.
- >The doors dramatically part to reveal a big, no, enormous monster of a cupcake.
- >It barely even manages to fit through.
- >It's behemoth size towers above you, and only by stretching can you touch the top!
- >How was this even baked!?
- "Holy Celestia...", you drool.
- >"I baked it juuuuust for you, nonny!", Pinkie beams with overflowing pride.
- >This is the best thing anybody has ever done for you.
- "I think I'm in love".
- >You try not to think of the cost when you pull out your wallet.
- >"Oh no need for that, nonny", she says, jumping on top of the counter and shifting into a sitting position.
- >"I've been thinking of another way for you to pay~", she implies by parting her hind legs ever so slowly, while leaning back.
- >Awww shieet.
- >Boner is now a solid diamond.
- >Moving closer to Pinkie, you try to seductively lick the cupcake.
- >Keyword there is "try", as you struggle to keep a 'sexy' pose like the ones you see on a calendar or on a centrefold in magazines.
- >Wait a minute...
- >The cupcake starts to move.
- >Suddenly, the cake exterior breaks open to reveal a custard filling.
- >A box tumbles out, followed by a river of cereal.
- >Pinkie is as surprised as you are, speechless.
- >"Custard? Cereal? In a cupcake?"
- >Beginning to doubt Pinkie's baking skills, you notice something.
- >It's not custard, but whatever it is, it sure as hell is sticky.
- >Taking care to not touch the 'custard', you poke the yellow filling.
- >It feels... fleshy?
- >The 'filling' comes tumbling out, panting and- oh god, it's oozing... 'custard'.
- >Her hooves are over her groins, grabbing and stuffing cereal in her marehood whilst staring up your pants.
- >Shit, your boner!
- >She's enjoying every bit of the rough, grainy loops in there.
- >"Touch me more, anon~ Fuck me hard with that hot monkey dick, right here, right now"
- "Fluttershy? What the fuck!?"
- >You look back at where Pinkie is, and see a swinging pair of doors.
- >Your boner was supposed to go inside Pie, not Shy, dammit!
- >"I-is getting cock-blocked by a [spoiler] cereal [/spoiler] rapist your fetish, anon?"