- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawOfDisproportionateResponse
- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FallingIntoHisArms
- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GasMaskMooks
- >Day False Advertising in Equestria
- >Wake up to the sound of alarms blaring into your ear
- >Wait a minute, you don't even own an alarm clock
- >Open your eyes, only to be greeted by 2 cold grey eyes staring back
- >Sitting up from the bed, you put your hand over a horses head, taking the note stuck upon it
- Is having your favourite horse decapitated and slipped into your bed in the middle of the night your fetish?
- >There is a strange white liquid coming out of its mouth
- >Scrunch up the note and dispose of it
- >Same shit, different day
- >Triple S and go down the stairs
- >Get a bowl, gonna have cereal
- >Pour some into the bowl, along with the milk
- >We now interrupt this program to bring you Fluttershyknocking.wav
- >With a sigh and a shrug, you walk over to the door
- >Swing it open
- >"S-so, did you l-like the gift?"
- "Well, I didn't look in it's mouth, if that's what you're asking"
- >Before she can respond, a loud bang is heard from the middle of town
- >Fluttershy shoots straight up, at least a hundred foot height
- >She falls gracefully, with hooves flailing around, wings stiff, and mane all over the place
- >Stretching your arm out, you catch her with both hands
- >She turns to look at you eyes wide with fear
- >But then she looks away blushing and muttering a few words
- >She's so cute when she does that, you can't help but smile
- >Clutch her close to your chest, calming her down
- >Investigate into the middle of town, to see what caused the bang
- >Hundred of police ponies rush around you moving from door to door, as you walk towards a white smoke
- >"You there! Stop!"
- >Turning around to meet the pony, Fluttershy finally pipes up
- >"A-anon, why are they w-wearing gas m-masks?"
- "I don't know, Shy, but it's probably nothing"
- >After talking to the pony police about the annual 'Gas the Jewpone day', you drop Fluttershy at her cottage and walk home
- >Opening the door, you spy the uneaten breakfast on the the table
- "Motherfucking shit dicks balls asshole cunt nipple!"
- >Flip the fucking Christ out of the fucking table, spilling the fucking milk and cereal all over the god-damn floor
- "Fucking piece of shit! I fucking hate you!"
- >Decapitated horses' head, you can deal with any day
- >But not this
- >Fucking soggy cereal
- Fin
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