- >"Wat'cha dooin', 'nonny?"
- >Sighing loudly, you spin away from the computer to face her.
- "I'm trying to write a story, but I don't know how to..."
- >Pinkie grabs your shoulder.
- >"I know what'll cheer you up!"
- >She pulls her hoof from your shoulder, dragging it with her.
- >Your world becomes a blur as you spin around rapidly.
- "Piiinkiiie! Stooop iiit!".
- >You feel a bit queasy.
- >"Well luckily for you Anon, I can teach you how to write ANYTHING in 3 easy steps!"
- >Before you can respond, a ukelele starts playing in the background.
- To the tune of 'Cupcakes'
- ~~~~
- >"All 'ya gotta do is take a couple words and add 'em in a line!"
- >She grabs the keyboard and bangs on it to produce perfectly ordered words.
- >"Now just put a little something interesting not boring, a bit of rape, just a pinch!"
- "Woah, rape?"
- >"Making these stories is such a cinch, add a bit more of sex drama!"
- >You get up from your chair to try to run.
- >"Add a Fluttershy, straddling your thighs"
- >She intercepts you and puts her face right in front of yours.
- >"And you'll eventually fuck a fillyyy~"
- >She spins you around back into your chair.
- >"Your dick~! So sweet and tasty!"
- >She pulls your pants down.
- >"Cumming! Don't be too hasty!"
- >She licks your tip.
- >"Rape him~"
- >"Rape her, rape it, rape them!"
- ~~~~
- >The ghost ukelele stops playing.
- >Pinkie is smiling behind your growing member.
- >A smile grows on your face.
- "Ya' know, it's not rape if-”
- >"Oh it's never rape when it's between me and you, 'nonny~"
- Fin.
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