Title:           [Flutterrape] TreasureTropes
Author:          Atland
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First Edit:      Saturday 7th of September 2013 07:19:01 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of September 2013 07:19:01 AM CDT

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawOfDisproportionateResponse
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FallingIntoHisArms
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GasMaskMooks
 
>Day False Advertising in Equestria
>Wake up to the sound of alarms blaring into your ear
>Wait a minute, you don't even own an alarm clock
>Open your eyes, only to be greeted by 2 cold grey eyes staring back
>Sitting up from the bed, you put your hand over a horses head, taking the note stuck upon it
Is having your favourite horse decapitated and slipped into your bed in the middle of the night your fetish?
>There is a strange white liquid coming out of its mouth
>Scrunch up the note and dispose of it
>Same shit, different day
>Triple S and go down the stairs
>Get a bowl, gonna have cereal
>Pour some into the bowl, along with the milk
>We now interrupt this program to bring you Fluttershyknocking.wav
>With a sigh and a shrug, you walk over to the door
>Swing it open
>"S-so, did you l-like the gift?"
"Well, I didn't look in it's mouth, if that's what you're asking"
>Before she can respond, a loud bang is heard from the middle of town
>Fluttershy shoots straight up, at least a hundred foot height
>She falls gracefully, with hooves flailing around, wings stiff, and mane all over the place
>Stretching your arm out, you catch her with both hands
>She turns to look at you eyes wide with fear
>But then she looks away blushing and muttering a few words
>She's so cute when she does that, you can't help but smile
>Clutch her close to your chest, calming her down
>Investigate into the middle of town, to see what caused the bang
>Hundred of police ponies rush around you moving from door to door, as you walk towards a white smoke
>"You there! Stop!"
>Turning around to meet the pony, Fluttershy finally pipes up
>"A-anon, why are they w-wearing gas m-masks?"
"I don't know, Shy, but it's probably nothing"
>After talking to the pony police about the annual 'Gas the Jewpone day', you drop Fluttershy at her cottage and walk home
>Opening the door, you spy the uneaten breakfast on the the table
"Motherfucking shit dicks balls asshole cunt nipple!"
>Flip the fucking Christ out of the fucking table, spilling the fucking milk and cereal all over the god-damn floor
"Fucking piece of shit! I fucking hate you!"
>Decapitated horses' head, you can deal with any day
>But not this
>Fucking soggy cereal
 
Fin