Title: LNPP from thread 95 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Z2RzkW76 First Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:56:21 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:56:21 AM CDT 454_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I break in my new house! Now for our main segment..Dreamhouse Pinkie: Pink Pony Club Edition! Upbeat music.   "I'm the pretty one."   'I'm the grumpy one.'   >And I'm the crazy one! Welcome to my dreamhouse, girls!   'Why are we here?'   >You're my pink posse. I'd figured you'd want to visit too. Plus I need to get your cannon. Make yourselves at home.   'Wait, if it's a dream cannon I can't...*sigh*...*sniff* *sniff*' She sniffs the walls. 'Is this...' Licks the wall once...twice...some more times.   "Oh my gosh! Is this an easy-bake oven? I love these things." She puts a browny mix into the oven. "Hmm hmm hmmm~"   'What's in this room? ...whoa.' She looks away blushing, but slowly looks back. 'She did say make yourselves at home.'   "DT, I'm baking brownies from an easy bake. We're gonna have a- *gasp* Pinkie has a naughty room?!"   'Uh, it's not what you think...it's gun porn...yup gun porn! This one has a big barrel.' *BOOM* They run to check on the easy bake oven. It had exploded and the kitchen was on fire.   "Aw, not even in my dreams?"   'I'll help you put it out if you deny I was in there.'   "Okay okay just put it out!"   Life in the dreamhouse~   455_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I can smell burning...wait. Now for our main segment..Dreamhouse Pinkie! Upbeat music.   "WHY WAS THERE CHOCOLATE INSTEAD OF WATER!?!"   'I DON'T KNOW! IT'S ALL OVER THE WALLS!'   "Okay, we don't need to panic. We just need to get some paper towels. Where are the paper towels?"   A cyan chair opens it's eyes and the cushion is it's mouth. [She stores the new ones in the cupboard.]   "'Gah!'" DT shoots the chair exploding it out the wall.   "Why did you do that?"   'I thought it was one of those shadow things again'   "I think it was just her dream furniture."   'Uh oh.'   "One thing at a time. Paper towels." Wipes the walls removing the frosting too. "...this isn't going well."   'Maybe we should just leave now. We're just making things worst.'   "No, we can still make this right."   'How?'   "We just need to calmly explain to her what happened like mature adults."   'Um, I'm not an adult.'   "...On second thought leaving is not a bad plan." They both run out the door.   'You know, maybe we're overreacting. Pinkie doesn't seem like the type to get mad. Even over a dream house.'   >WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DREAMHOUSE!!!   'I WAS WRONG!'   Life in the dreamhouse~   456_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I want to talk to certain ponies. Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our segment...THE PERSPECTIVE!!!   "I'm the pretty one <3"   'I'm uh...the grumpy one...' Looks to Pinkie.   >And I'm the crazy one!   "Meeting again so soon? Y-you're not mad are you?"   'Are you...are you going to be the grumpy one today?'   >What? No. I thought the chocolate looked like diarrhea and that you two smeared *censored* all over my edible walls.   "Ew gross!"   >Exactly what I thought!   'Wait, then why are we here?'   >I just wanted give you two brownies. You must have really wanted brownies judging from what's left of my Easy-Bake.   "That's it? You're not mad that I almost torched your house?"   >It was funny.   'What about that talking chair?'   >It was getting annoying anyway. It was for a Pinkie's Playhouse gag. I wouldn't have invited you two if I didn't expect some damage. Have some brownies. They both take a brownie and eat it. Pinkie smiles.   '...Did you do something to the brownies?'   >That's our show! Thanks for joining us!   "AM I GOING TO DIE?!"   [spoiler]>Depends. They're your brownies.[/spoiler]   457_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "RD" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but brah you need your dose! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!   "Hey Pinkie."   >Since you learn differently than other folks, do you think you can learn while sleeping?   "Sleep learning? Ha...maybe? I've never tried that before, but it would be awesome if I could."   >Hmmm... Rubs her chin.   "...Uh is there something wrong? You don't usually let the show go this long."   >Oh nothing, but I need you to wait here for a bit.   "Me wait? I don't even know the word." Looks around. Pinkie's gone. "Huh?"   Pinkie wanders into RD's bedroom and sets a record player. 'Becoming a Better leader, Chapter One.'   458_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I invade your personal space! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!! Applause   "Hello everypony."   >If you became so angry that you were enveloped in fire...could I stop you with a shotgun?   "...what? Stop me?"   >IT'S IMPORTANT TWI! ANSWER IT!   "I-I guess. I'd prefer it if you used water I think."   >That's all the time we have. Have a good night!   Twilight wakes up. "...Pinkie, why are you here...with a shotgun?"   >Oh this? It's...it's for phantoms.   "...o...kay"