Title: LNPP from thread 92 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Qnpe5FbW First Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:45:15 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:45:15 AM CDT 438_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]I was thinking too hard. Back to basics...plan nothing.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "DT" 'Cadence' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and exhaustion kicks in!   "Who are you even talking to?"   >I'm recording lines for the future! I already set the pre-recorded stuff to play while I'm gone. Gotta plan for times when I can't be live.   'Auntie Luna's been scouting for a while. Do you think she's all right?'   >I'm sure she's fine. Luna's the guardian of dreams!   "...I think we lost Princess Cadence while walking."   >We did? Okay, don't worry we'll use the buddy system and find her again! Hops forward. >Since it's pitch black out here, we're going to need to... Looks around. >...uh oh.   439_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'Shadow Cadence' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and neither does your opinion!   "Um hellooo? Pinkie? Auntie Luna?" Only the sounds of her hoofsteps can be heard. 'Nopony here, but me.'   Cadence turns around and sees somepony who looks exactly like her. "Huh? Who are you?"   'It's so confusing having, so many ponies looking like me around, except I'm you.'   "No you're not because I'm me. Are you another changeling?"   'Heheheheheh...ahhh...it's always about those damn changelings hasn't it? Always making me look bad. An alicorn of love, what a joke. It would be so much better if they were all dead.'   "Hey, not all the changelings are bad and don't underestimate the heart."   'Yet when Shining Armor was completely drained of love after Cordyceps, you couldn't do anything to help. Chrysalis did that. When it came to the Princessy stuff. 18 did that. Boo hoo I'm so useless that I have to turn to Rarity for help and I just let her do the work for me. I am the most worthless pony around, so I bury myself in spa trips in order to make myself feel better, but it never really works does it?'   "No...that's not true. Who are you?"   'I told you...I am you.'   "SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT ME!"   'Thank you...' Shadow Cadence smiles as she gets surrounded by a dark aura and morphs a bondage outfit. 'Thank you for setting me free...' She materializes a sword. '...time to die.' It extends into a bladed whip then zig zags like a snake to strike Cadence.   "AHHHHH!" *KSHH* A sword with a moon insignia pins the swordwhip down and Luna lands on the ground.   [Not while I'm here.]   440____________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'Shadow Cadence' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I'm not actually in this scene!   "Auntie Luna?"   [I'm not your aunt.] Shadow Cadence yanks her sword whip back cackling.   'You want in on this number too?'   [Yes. Your numbering is up.]   '...wait what?'   [LUNAR SWORD MISSILE!] Luna's sword flies at Shadow Cadence, but she manages to catch it with her sword whip.   [Cadence, this creature was born from your sub-concious. You must be the one who defeats it.]   "How?!"   [You must-] Luna gets stabbed in the throat by her own sword. STATUS: MUTE 'Let's not ruin the fun just yet.' The sword whip breaks apart flying around aggressively until the blade pieces cut into Luna and shred her to chunks. What's left of Luna falls with a thump and fades away into dust.   "L...Luna? ...No...NO!"   Shadow Cadence chuckles as her sword whip comes back together. 'Don't worry. You're ne-' She gets hit by an arrow. 'Gugh'   "LOVELY ARROW BARRAGE!" Shadow Cadence is surrounded by bows and they all fire arrows into her repeatedly, turning her into a pin cushion. Cadence follows up by stabbing shadow cadence with Luna's sword, which had turned pink. The moon insignia turns into a heart and Cadence whispers. "...lovely finish." She slashes upward and after a brief moment Shadow Cadence is vaporized in a pillar of light. 'You're...not...worthless...'   Cadence is alone once again. "...I'm sorry Auntie Luna. This is all my-"   A door opens and Luna enters. [I said I'm not your aunt.] Door shuts and disappears.   "B-but I just saw you die!"   [You don't exactly die in the dream world. You just wake up. Besides, this is my domain. It would be quite embarrassing if I actually did die in the waking world as a result. I see you face yourself and won. Good. Now come. Let's go find the other pinks.]   441____________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "DT" 'Shadow DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we keep the nightmares away!   "Pinkie? Was that you? I could have sworn that I heard-"   'Well well well, look who it is. It's a me.'   DT looks around and sees a copy of herself. She smiles "Heh, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know"   'I know. Mom said it herself. Not that it matters. She's gone now.'   DT immediately wrestles her copy to the ground and punches her. "You shut your mouth. You don't get to talk about Mom."   The copy smiles back. 'Why not? She's my mom too. What's the matter? Aren't you going to boast about how great you are? The truth is you're just a broken girl desperately trying to get the closeness you lost. You're a rotten brat that never deserved your friends. Watch as they all slowly leave you when they realize how clingy you are. You already know you're an awful bitch, so you cover it up in boasts and showboating to make yourself feel better. Can you lie any harder to yourself?'   DT starts strangling the copy. "Shut up...just shut up."   'HAHAHA look daddy, I'm committing suicide! I learned from mom! Killing myself is so much fun! It's great being you!'   Pinkie rushes in. >DON'T SAY IT!   DT punches the copy in the face. "YOU'RE NOT ME!" She gets sent flying backwards from a gust of dark aura.   'Heehee AHAHAHAHAHAAAA...did you learned that from 42?' A part of her face cracks and falls off, a hallow darkness. 'I am a shadow. The true self!'   >Snickerdoodles, looks like things just got harder. Don't worry, we can take it together.   "No..." TBDRLIATU humms to life. "This is personal."   442____________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "DT" 'Shadow DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and it gets dark!   Shadow DT crosses her hooves and a metal backpack appears on her back. Spider-like legs extend from it and lifts her off the ground. 'Let's play' A flashbang gets tossed at her face. *BANG* 'ARGH!'   TBDRLIATU transforms into a Gatling shotgun. DT slides underneath the shadow and takes aim. The shadow changes into her mom smiling. 'Be greater than just a head. Be the Diamond Tiara that goes on top of it.' She drops with a rope around her neck and changes into a DT doll when it goes taught. DT pauses in horror. 'Heh' The doll drops and explodes, flinging DT across the ground.   "Ugh"   >That's dirty!   'I'm just showing her the path to self-destruction.' DT dolls hang from ropes in a line on either side of her. DT is visually distressed.   >I'm coming!   "No! I...I can do it!"   >This isn't the place to be stubborn!   "I said-" *BOOM* Shadow DT smirks while one of the legs has a smoking barrel pointed at DT. 'Eyes on me.' The backpack rocket boosts. 'Let's finish this.' She flies up into the air over DT and drops with the spider legs pointing down. "Not yet!" *PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW* TBDRLIATU fires multiple rockets at the shadow and rolls out of the way before she lands. *CRASH* In the smoke is DT's mom bleeding. '...why?' Tears start rolling down DT's cheeks. "STOP! Just please stop. It hurts. The tears increase. "IT HURTS!" The shadow turns back into DT, detaches a pistol from TBRLIATU and puts it in DT's hooves pointing it at her own head. 'You don't have to be awful.' *BANG* She fades away leaving DT sobbing. Pinkie hugs her. >Shhhhhhh.....hang in there.   "...really? Did...did you seriously go there? Ha ha haHAHAHA you're fucking terrible! Why can't I stop laughing? Hahaha."   >Sometimes it's good to just laugh it out.   cut//////////////// 'I guess Applejack is right. You're just a kid who needs to be protected and coddled.'   "I'm not weak and don't say that with my face!"