Title: LNPP from thread 91 (the chase) Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/rr35km99 First Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:44:01 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:59:18 AM CDT 433_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Shadow Cardboard Pinkie" 'Luna' {???} ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and-   'Would you stop that?!'   >Can't, it's a force of habit.   "Surprise, I wasn't in my final form!"   'Persistent aren't we? Lunar Cleave!' The word MISS appears for a moment and Cardboard Pinkie appears to be unharmed. 'What is this?'   "I changed the rules! We're an RPG now!"   '...what?'   >Argh sorry, it was what was on my mind since we're in the middle of one-   'That still doesn't...wait where's the fake one?'   ~Discord's house~ {Ah, nothing like binge watching Star Tre-} *DONG DING*   {...now who can that be?}   434_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" 'Cardboard Pinkie' {Luna} ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we can go on tangents! Now for something different...   Discord looks back at the TV. "Oh good, she's mixing it up." *DONG DING* "I'm coming! I should expand that dong more." Discord opens a door that would typically end up behind the person ringing, but all he sees is the front of his house. "Hm...was hoping it was Bryan Cranston." He closes the door and turns around. "WHAT IN THE-" His house is perfectly clean and organized. "My beer cans are stacked!" Knocks it over. Cans.wav "My trash can is grouchless!" He snaps his fingers making a green monster appear in the trash can. "and the skeleton in my closet is proper!" The skeleton waves his top hat. "Who would do this?!"   'Hey. I'm crashing here a bit. Thought it needed a more feminine touch though.'   "...I see the not quite Pinkie is here." Snaps his fingers bringing back the noisy chaos in his house.   'You're so mean. I worked hard on that. Also once I regain my full strength, I'm going to become the real Pinkie. Then we can hang out. It'll be fun.'   "I already have a friend."   'Then you can have more! C'mon let me stay awhile. We can get a lot of spotlight if we work together, you know. With our powers combined we can break any rule we wanted.'   "...I-"   'How about a hoofjob?'   "Oh, we're that kind of late night."   >Hey, don't say that with my face! Pinkie and Luna jump out of the TV.   {There will be no pleasure tonight!}   'Join me, Discord. There'll be a lot of laughter! Decide!'   "...I already decided the moment you organized my house."   'Ah, in that case.' She deflates like a balloon and flies out the window.   >...you could have helped us stopped her right here, you know.   "and end the game? Where's the fun in that? Also take this." He gives her a helix shell. "I'm your new summon spell."   435_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" '???' {???} ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Really Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content barely doesn't matter and writers forget to sleep!   "You never seem to stop."   >Since we have our Discord as our summon, we should gather the rest of my friends to form a party like an actual rpg game!   "The same friends that the cardboard doppelgängers are attempting to take over?"   >...okay different plan!   ~Back on the set~ >...Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our segment...THE PERSPECTIVE!!! Crowd cheers.   'I'm the pretty one. <3'   {I'm the grumpy one...}   >And I'm the crazy one! We're skipping the rest because, congrats! You're a part of my 4 member party now as we go off on an adventure to stop my cardboard copy from escaping the non-canon dream world! http://www.myinstants.com/search/?name=social+link Pinkie has establish a new social link. The Fool Arcana.   'Should...should I be scared?'   {...Don't you have your own friends to-}   >There's a unique cannon in it for you~   {Okay, well tell me where I need to point my guns.}   'Aunt Luna is joining us too?'   "First of all, don't call me that. Second, we must go deeper into the dream world if we wish to find her, which means we will likely encounter nightmarish creatures conjured by our imaginations and you will see things you wish you didn't-"   >Too much exposition. Start button. Skip. Adventure now!   "*sighs*"   436_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]How did I proofread something 3 times and still end up with mistakes after posting. One more time.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" 'Cadence' [DT] ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but things aren't always as planned!   [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu1LCUJMnF0 [/spoiler] A herd of shadowy blob creatures with hooves rapidly crawls down a maze like hall. "LUNAR BLADE" Luna cuts down on a shadow it's split by a pillar of light. *GWOOOSH*   'I won't miss! PASSION ARROW!' She fires an arrow that critically hits a second shadow creature. *KSSH*   [Why are you shouting attacks?] She fires TBDRLIATU (The Best Damn Rocket Launcher in All the Universe) *BOOOM* It hits multiple shadows in the blast.   "Thy attacks are more concentrated when thou shouts it."   >Plus it's fun! Suddenly Cannon! Pinkie pulls out a cannon firing a box present hitting another creature *DOINK* An item bounces back towards Pinkie. >Ooooh, this one's an HP/MP elixir. Time for an all out attack!   They all jump into a big cloud of chaotic fighting. *BIFF BAFF FSH FWOOSH POW KRK* When the smoke clears all the shadows evaporate. *GRWOOOG* 'This is a great experience!'   [Hey, I found something...oh it's only money.]   "Excellent. We've managed to clear out the first level and secured our exit."   'That was only the first level!?!'   >Of course, it's part of our quest to level grind our way to the boss!   A pony in a black trench coat and hood covering his muzzle in a mask walks up to the group. His eyes are red and yellow. {Hello, stranger. What are ya buying?}   >Who's that?   {I've got a selection of good things on sale, stranger.} He reveals a large amount of items and weapons.   "Oh, it's a dream Sherpa. These wandering traders are fascinating because-"   >SKIP TEXT!   "..."