Title: LNPP from thread 89 Cardboard Attacks Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/37jZb71L First Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 01:07:26 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Monday 25th of July 2016 01:18:03 PM CDT 421_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Fluttershy" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but that doesn't mean the strange can't happen! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!! Applause   "Um H-hello."   cut to a smiling cardboard cut out of Pinkie. >...   "Pinkie? You were just here..." She blinks and the cardboard Pinkie is covered in red.   "EEK!" Fluttershy zips away.   >I'm back! Fluttershy? Oh no, my jam!   422_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Spike" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm eating my problems away! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!! Applause   "Hey listen." cut to a smiling cardboard cut out of Pinkie. >...   "...Pinkie, you didn't tell me you had a cardboard version of yourself. Does it do the thing when I blink?" He blinks and cutout pinkie disappears. "Cool. Are we going to start?" A Spike cutout appears. "Whoa, one for me too." He blinks and it's closer with it's claws reaching out. "...okay creepiness rising. Pinkie? Can we start already?" Cutout pinkie shows up with a dildo. "...Nope." Spike runs leaving a smokey spike behind. Pinkie comes on a few seconds later.   >Sorry, I had to take a call...Spike? Spiiiike~? Hm...uh...that's our show thanks for watching!   423_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cardboard Pinkie" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I get loopy from exhaustion! Now for our main guest...PINKIE!!! Applause   The cardboard Pinkie continues having the same smile. "..."   >Fess up! I know you've been creeping out my guests!   "..."   >Don't play games with me. I know you can talk!   Tick tock tick tock "..."   >...I'm watching you.   "..."   >...Um well this has been a productive episode! G'night everypony! ...I wonder what happened to my dildo.   424_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and some of us do our own not serious stuff! Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!! Applause   "Are we going or what?"   >Hey, I do the asking...going where?   "Lunch. We're off the clock."   >Oh, I guess I forgot to check the time.   "The crew and I are going to a Vietnamese Sandwich place nearby. Do you want anything?"   >Hmm...I guess a combination sandwich is fine. If you can get me some boba tea, I'd appreciate it.   "Will do...you're going to count this as a guest showing up aren't you?"   >...Maybe...and by maybe I mean yes. I'll stick this session in the bloopers or something.   "That's not going to work. They'll think it's staged."   >No they won't...probably...I'll think of something.   "Alright, do what you want. The rest of us are going out. Don't record too long."   >Bye!...aaaaaaand that's our show for tonight! See you next time!   425_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but *cenored* the rules! This is Non-Canon! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!! Applause   "Howdy y'all." Cut to a smiling cardboard cut-out of PInkie sitting behind the desk. "...Ah guess you're a little flat today." Canned laughter as it continues to sit there silently smiling. "..." She blinks. http://www.myinstants.com/instant/scary-violins/ Cardboard Pinkie stands in front of her. "Gah!" AJ punches the cutout and it falls to the floor. She blinks and it's gone. "...Pinkie? Is this one of your jokes?" She notices her hat is gone. "What the hay?" A cardboard AJ appears with real AJ's hat on its head. "...while Ah admit it looks good on you, it's still mine and Ah'd like to have it back you hear?" Cardboard AJ continues having an empty smile as the sound of a rope can be heard sliding. "What's that sou-hrk!" A rope had dropped around her neck and pulled her off the ground. The thud of a sack of apples tied to a rope can be heard as AJ struggles with the rope around her neck. "H- hel-" Once AJ goes limp, she disappears. Camera pans out. The cutouts aren't there. Pinkie walks in. >APPLEJACK, you're going to eat all this Apple pie!...Applejack?   AJ wakes up. "...that was a terrible dream."   426_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and *censored* her right in the pussy! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!! Applause   "Hi everypony."   >Would you- WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR   "WHAT'S THAT?!"   >CUT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BLENDER FROM THE BAR, BUT NO ONE SHOULD BE BACK THERE RIGHT NOW! LET ME GO TURN IT OFF! Pinkie runs off.   "I'LL WAIT HERE THEN!" Twilight blinks and cardboard Pinkie sits behind the desk. "PINKIE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE...NO WAIT YOU'RE THE CARDBOARD VERSION! I GUESS IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE TOO! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A CHANCE TO STUDY YO-" She blinks and cardboard Pinkie disappears. The blender stops. "Oh. She's gone. I guess I'll ask if I can study her another time." She blinks and a smiling cardboard Twilight appears. "Oh hello. I didn't know Pinkie kept a cardboard version of-" She gets hit in the side of the head with something. "OW...a book?" For a split second she could have sworn cardboard Twilight had sharp teeth, but was too busy noticing her head was bleeding. "But...why?" The instant her horn began charging with magic, she's hit with an unrelenting barrage of books until she's knocked to the ground. Twilight disappears and so does the cardboard Twilight.   >That blender thing was weird...Twilight? Twlight~? Why are all my guests leaving?   Twilight wakes up. "...I just woke up. Why am I still exhausted?"   427_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rainbow Dash" ~~~~ >Welcome to Really Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we stay up until the sun rises! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!! Applause   "What's up?"   >Did you know tha- A light goes out. >CUT! Sorry. Technical difficulties. Our stage help will get that...by that I mean me. I'll be back with a new light. Also don't go anywhere. It's been weird lately.   "Isn't it always weird with you?"   >...True, but this is a different kind of weird. Just sit tight. Pinkie wanders off.   "Hm hm hmm~" Another light goes out. She stands up. "Huh...HEY PINKIE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN ONE!" She blinks and cardboard Pinkie appears. "Whoa that was quick...wait. You're not the real Pinkie. Hey Pinkie! Why don't you ever get one of the-" A light pops and cardboard Pinkie disappears in the dark. "Sheesh, she got some really cheap lights." http://www.myinstants.com/instant/insidious-ghost-appearence/ She turns around and sees a smiling cardboard version of herself. "Aww yeah. Looking good." The power goes out and leaving her in complete darkness. "Hey, who turned out the lights? Don't tell me she forgot to pay the electric bill too." *CRACK* *THUD* After a few minutes the light come back on and Pinkie enters. >See? It's weird things like- Aw she still left.   RD wakes up. "Aargh. I don't think I slept right. My neck really hurts."   428_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rarity" 'Cardboard Pinkie' ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm here to interrupt! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!! Cardboard Pinkie sits behind the desk smiling. Cut to the guest chair revealing it's only a cardboard version of Rarity.   '...'   "..."   '...?'   "...-"   '...!'   "..."   '...'   Pinkie walks into an empty studio. >Alrighty, time to start the show! Now where did I put the Rarity cutout? Cardboard Pinkie stands behind Pinkie. >Hmm...did it move? She turns around only nothing is there. >Now if I was a piece of cardboard, where would I be?