Title:           LNPP from thread 88
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XrwTkRWj
First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 12:56:45 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 12:56:45 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I get to pick someone to slap with a fish! Now for our main guest...Twilight!!!
Applause
 
"Hello everypony."
 
>Are you ready to- fish to the face!
She slaps Twilight in the face with a fish.
 
"OW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A FISH?!"
 
>Because I said I would. I've been delivering on my prophecies.
 
"But what does that have to do with-"
 
>That's all the time we have! Here's your complementary fish!
 
Twilight wakes up to an animatronic big mouth bass singing 'Take me to the river'
>...why did Spike get that thing?
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we contemplate the meaning of our lives! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
Applause
 
"Why hello, darling."
 
>Hey Rarity! Thanks for the red suit. I really needed it.
 
"What did you even need it for?"
 
>For a very subtle joke.
 
"...Pinkie, I need to pull an Applejack and give some honesty. You're not good at subtlety."
 
>HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING UNSUBTLE! ...That's our show, see you again everypony!
 
Rarity wakes up.
"What kind of joke would require a red suit?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I'm all out of *censored* to give! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
Applause
 
"Howdy folks."
 
>What character class are you going to choose? I'm thinking a bard, a clown assassin or maybe a trickster mage for myself.
 
"...I was just going to go with the character I already had set up."
 
>Boring answer! That's the end of our show!
 
AJ wakes up to Dash still choosing her race.
"You're the one who asked."417_______________________________________________________________________________________
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rainbow Dash"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my writer is debating if he wants to write a short dream adventure for me! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
Applause
 
"Wassup"
 
>How's Tank?
 
RD starts tearing up and cries.
"Taaaaaaank!"
 
>Okay, you're still taking it well. That's our show. Thanks for joining us everypony!
 
RD wakes up.
"*sniff*...One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories."