Title:           LNPP from thread 85
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 12:35:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 12:35:44 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need to break my new bar in! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"A joy to be here, darling."
 
>What are your plans for Heart's Warming?
 
"...I'm thinking of playing matchmaker."
 
>Ah romance, the Japone view of Heart's Warming. I'd ask who you'd plan to match, but that's all the time we have!
Takes a shot of Tequila.
>Ahhhh...Join us next time when I serve another guest!
Rarity wakes up.
 
"...but she didn't even serve me a drink."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rainbow Dash"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I serve some ponies at the bar! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"Great bar here Pinkie."
 
>Thanks. Do you think you'll be able to get closer to the wonderbolts?
Picks up a shot glass and pours herself a drink.
 
"Do I? Let me tell you-"
 
Pinkie downs it.
>Ahhhhh that's it for tonight. I can't keep drinking away my money problems.
 
"Um, are you okay? Do you need-"
 
>Nope, I'll be fine. The booze helps. I hope you liked your drink.
RD wakes up.
 
"...wait she never gave me a drink."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but people love me! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"H-hello."
 
>What would you say if I got you a *CENSORED*.
 
"A what!?!"
 
>You know, a *CENSORED*. I know how stressed you get, so maybe a *CENSORED* would help you get some relief.
 
Fluttershy blushes.
"Um...that's kind of you Pinkie, but-"
 
>You'd use it right? It'd be a little rude if I got it for you and you didn't use it.
 
"Uh...yes I guess that's true, but..."
Ducks her head low.
"how I'd use a *CENSORED* is kind of pri-"
 
>Whoops, we're out of time folks and it's settled. You're getting a *CENSORED*, Flutters!
Fluttershy wakes up.
 
"...oh I hope she doesn't air that."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Minuette"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm not on my meds right now! Now for our main guest...MINUETTE!!!
 
"Hey Pink-"
 
>Great to see you, Minuette. Always nice to have new blood here. Are you doing well?
 
"Yeah, it's going-"
 
>Good, because that's the end of our show!
 
"That's it?"
 
>Sort of, I'm not really done yet.
Minuette wakes up with Pinkie spinning her tail hovering over her.
>Because I need to become friends with your friend, Moondancer.
 
"...While I'm wondering how you know Moondancer...how are you flying?"
 
>HAHAHAHA- Let's go.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I get proud when it's actually late night! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy y'all"
 
>Can you guess what I got you?
 
"Is it apple related?"
 
>Uh...n-no.
 
"Oh that's too bad. Ah'd like to go back to my roots and get some apple pro-"
 
>That's the end of our show! I can't wait to see the present you got me!
AJ wakes up.
 
"...Ah still need to figure out how to match her gifts. Ah'm not gonna quit just yet."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I ruin my sleeping schedule! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
Applause
 
"Hi Pinkie."
 
>How's your Hearth's Warming list?
 
"I'm checking it twice. I have to find out who's-"
 
>That's all the time we have folks! Twilight Sparkle isn't coming to town yet.
 
"Hey I'll get-"
 
>Just don't let Rarity wait too long.
Twilight wakes up.
 
"...what's that suppose to mean? I'm not slow."