Title:           LNPP from thread 82
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6bjCe7GR
First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:43:28 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:43:28 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but Lord Gaben demands it now! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy."
 
>What do you think about hatesex?
 
"...what?"
 
>You heard me. It's my (not) late night show. I can ask adult questions here. What do you think about hatesex?
 
"...you mean like having sex with somepony you hate?"
 
>Just answer the question AJ.
 
"...I think that it's-"
 
>Time to end the show here! You've been a great guest. Catch you again some other time!
 
AJ wakes up.
"...that felt more uncomfortable than usual."
 
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I try to do references to Game of Thrones! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"Hello~"
 
>Rarity, would you be willing to take something for a watch?
 
"Well first of all I'd hope it's a nice watch, but what exactly do you mean by take?"
Pinkie shoves a cherry pie on to Rarity's chest smearing it. Rarity sits with her mouth open at the red dripping.
 
>...for the watch.
 
"...why?"
 
>For a vague reference that only a few would get. Thanks for watching everypony!
Rarity wakes up.
 
"...Oh thank goodness that was a dream. The red stains would have been dreadful to clean off my coat."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm currently trapped in a game of who turned off gravity! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
Fluttershy tries to airwalk into the room.
 
"I'm sorry, I'll fix it."
 
Pinkie now upside down.
>Don't worry about it. It might not actually be your fault. The budget has been tight and gravity might have been cut.
 
"Oh that's um...good?"
 
>Are you preparing for Heart's Warming Day? Do you have an idea what you're giving everypony?
 
"Um I have a general idea."
 
A safe floats nearby.
>Does the gift you have for me fit in this safe?
 
"Why yes."
 
Pinkie rubs her hooves together.
>Perfect...
 
"ACHOO!"
The safe turns into a Cuckoo clock .
"Sorry."
 
>Rats. Well that's the end of our show! Great to have you here Fluttershy!
Fluttershy wakes up.
 
"Good thing Pinkie didn't discover that was her gift."
 
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but not if house comedy, random, and non-canon has anything to say about it! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"Hi everypony."
 
wheels in a safe.
>If you wanted a gift, could you imagine it in this safe?
 
"...are you trying to figure out what to get me?"
 
>What? Nah...what makes you- SHOW'S OVER!
Twilight wakes up.
 
"...Hmmm, I need to start thinking what to get the others."
 
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Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
>Pinkie
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[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMMfep_ZsXs[/spoiler]
>Heart's Warming Day is coming. The changlinges are back in the ballroom in Canterlot. Chrysalis and Sunset confront each other violently!
>Rarity spends more that what was agreed on for a gift and sets off a gifting war. The A-team play a version of Secret Santa. Rainbow Dash discovers a rhythm for filling out the paperwork. Applejack learns something new about her friends. Twilight makes a chill pickle to help her manage her anger. Find out what happens next time in thread 83: The Great Gift War...and of course indulgent fanservice!
 
Ahem
>They did the thing. I don't have to deliver it myself.
Come on. They'd like it if it came from you.
>I'm a gypsy. They've already been gypped.
I hope you can feel my disapproving gaze from here.
>...fine.
Pinkie drags Luna out in her pyjamas.
 
"What is thou doing? Why is thou in our dream?"
 
>I just really need you right now!
They board a ship.
>FRIENDSHIPPING!
 
"...we are not really fr-"
 
>WE'RE BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW DON'T RUIN IT!