Title:           LNPP from thread 80
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WbLuVyrS
First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:38:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:38:39 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
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>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but I forgot to make an apperance! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
 
"Hey."
 
>Now Spike, do think you'll get a chance to get even with Flash Sentry?
 
"I hope so. My face was-"
 
>Amazing answer as usual! That's our show!
 
"Am I going to see you fight hoof to hoof?"
 
>Maybe. Depends on my mood.
Spike stops zoning out.
 
"...heh Pinkie doing Jeet Kun Doe."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cardboard Twilight"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we get to check out my new ride! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
Throws her voice to a cardboard cutout of Twilight.
"Hey Pinkie."
 
>Why do you hang out in the back of Applejack's truck?
 
"It's because her truck is a pick up and she picks me up."
Canned laughter
 
>Ha, you're a riot Twilight. That's our show. I'm going to drive my car now. Vroom vroom.
Camera cuts.
 
>...why couldn't they be sleeping right now?
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's that time again! Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our show...THE PERSPECTIVE!!!
Crowd cheers.
 
"I'm the pretty one. <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! So what's the news today?
 
'I'm hanging with my friends, plus there's explosions and action!'
 
>Same here! Plus candy!
 
"My home is getting wrecked!"
 
'Oooh, you drew the short straw.'
 
>You know this was probably going to happen eventually. Then again, I guess I should have asked my sister Maud to stop.
 
"...what? No, there's a giant changeling attacking."
 
>Oh...uh forget what I said then.
 
'Don't worry we'll come as soon we're done pounding nerds.'
 
"I don't think there's going to be a place left!"
 
>Judging from what we've been doing, it'll probably result in the same thing if we arrive.
 
"..."
 
>I mean that's our show bye!
Pinkie and DT wave enthusiastically.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cardboard Applejack"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I set up jokes! Now for our main guest...Applejack!!!
 
Throws her voice to a cardboard cutout of Applejack.
"Heya"
 
>Applejack, can you give me a ride in your truck?
 
"Sure thing Pinkie."
 
>Great! This is going to be great.
 
The AJ cutout smiles motionless.
"..."
 
>...This bit was a lot funnier in my head.
 
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>Pinkie
"Cardboard RD"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I deliver questionable punchlines! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
Throws her voice to a cardboard cutout of Applejack.
"Ayy Pinkie."
 
>We're going to the Roxbury.
 
"Awww yeah. Let's go."
 
They get in the truck and drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzTJA_KPo0I
 
>Hit it!
She pulls a string to make cardboard twilight, AJ, and RD bob.
 
>What is love! That's our show! Join us at the Roxbury!