Title:           LNPP from thread 79
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:36:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:36:32 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's a new thread and I want an appearance! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"Pinkie when are-"
 
>Want to check out my new instrument?
 
"No not really, Pinkie."
 
>It's a Vuvuzela!
 
"A what?"
 
>A Vuvuzela and I even gave it to my audience to play it with me!
Everyone readies their horn.
 
"But your audience is made of cardb-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET0aEl0ZEAY
Twi covers her ears.
"What is this!?!"
 
>The music of my people!
 
"What!?"
 
>I'm preparing you for the Pain!
 
"I can't hear you! I can't even hear myself think!"
 
>That's our show!
Twilight wakes up.
 
"...I can't stop hearing bees."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to check out something! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Pinkie, this isn't a good ti-"
 
>It's always a good time when I pop in! Which character class are you? I think Rarity's an enchanter and can give you buffs.
 
"Uh, Ah don't know maybe a paladin or some-"
 
>A buff healing tank is fine, but don't skimp out on damage. Rarity might be able to back you up there though.
 
"That's only if she brought enchanted equi-"
 
>That's our show I'm leaving with Twilight now! I can't affect canon in NC space, but don't forget to turn on the autopilot.
AJ stops zoning out.
 
"...Huh."
Shakes her head and turns to Rarity.
"That just leaves ya'll and me, sugar cube. You up for this?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'd give my show not for honor but for you! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"Aw yeah."
 
>Do you realize that Fluttershy can be used as a weapon of mass chaos?
 
"Duh, that's why I took her."
 
>If you set her to kill she'll probably shoot flowers.
 
"That's why I'm going for a medium high setting."
 
>Make sure to turn her on.
 
"...wait literally or sexually?"
 
>That's our show for tonight! Have fun Dash!
Dash disappears.
 
>...Maybe I shouldn't do this in real story time. They might realize that some of these episodes aren't in the dream world.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
'Dog Chimera'
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>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content still matters, but I want to give everypony chips! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"Oh I'm so mad right now."
 
>Uh oh. Do you remember your happy place?
 
"I'm trying. I'm trying so hard right now."
Desk fall apart into splinters.
 
>Okay, not a good time. Gotcha. Better end the show before the rest of the studio falls apart.
 
Fluttershy shakes her head and finds herself hugging one of the creatures.
"Oh I must have started day dreaming. Are you okay?"
 
'I want...Da..ddy'
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
'Strange rock'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I wanted to grab some extra cardboard! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"Great to be here."
 
>Wouldn't it be cool if there was a biohazard outbreak in the facility and a special task force had to go in and contain it?
 
"...Pinkie we're on a search and rescue mission. We're getting in and out."
 
>I'm just saying...what if we knew too much and had to fight a special task force.
 
"Well, I certainly hope that doesn't happen."
 
>B-but it could be a good boss battle for us.
 
Rarity gives Pinkie a look.
>Aw, fine. That's our show. Enjoy yourselves.
 
Rarity stops wandering.
"Oh dear I should be more mindful of my surroundings. I think I lost Applejack."
As she makes her way back to AJ she finds a rad and black rock near an open door.
"What's this?"
 
'...(make us whole again).'