Title:           LNPP from thread 78
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:32:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:32:33 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I blatantly rip jokes! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"Hm."
 
>If you were milked would it taste like purple drink?
 
"Pinkie, first of all I'd...wait purple drink?"
 
>Yeah, it's what the studio can afford to give me. Anyway, since you're occasionally called purple smart your milk would probably taste like purple drink.
 
"I...There's so many things I want to say about that."
 
>Sadly there's not enough time to say it so good bye!
Twilight wakes up and sees a mysterious purple drink next to her bed.
 
"..."
She takes a sip of it.
"...huh it actually tastes like purple."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm going to stop milking a joke! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"H-hi"
 
>Are you ready for an adventure like the everfree forest?
 
"Um no. Not, not really."
 
>But it's going to be action packed!
 
"That sounds dangerious. I think I'd rather stay in bed."
 
>AHAHAHAHAHA!
Fluttershy wakes up with Pinkie standing over her.
>...get in the vault.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Hi Princess Luna!
 
"...doesn't thou have a late night show and some other guest to bother?"
 
>I do, but I have a question.
 
"...For some reason we have the sudden urge to flee, but go on."
 
>While you're sleeping do you still visit dreams?
 
"It depends on our mood sometimes, but most ponies are awake during the day, so we don't usually have to extend our duties"
 
>Heh, you said doody.
 
"...yes duty."
 
>*snort* Say, we should hang out some times! I'd be stealing Applejack and Princess Celestia's routine, but there might be comedy potential between us don't you think? Eh? Eh? You can be my straight mare! Together we can substitute reality with our own.
 
"...We will pass."
 
>Suit yourseeelf~
 
"...That wasn't so bad. Why does Celestia get so jumpy?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Gilda"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm going to talk about the griffons! Now for our main guest...GILDA!!!
 
"Oh it's you again."
 
>Do you make griffon scones?
 
"Do I? It's my speciality. I go off a secret recipe from my gramp-"
 
>Your scones could use a little something to make it more special!
 
"and what's that? Frieeeendship?"
 
>Oh no, not that. Use my baking powder. Pinkie's Baking Powder make baked goods magically delicious and bring friends to your table!
 
"...are you doing a commercial during our interview?"
 
>N-no...share a finish scone with a griffon and make a friend!
Gilda wakes up with a jar of Pinkie's Baking Powder next to her.
 
"...hm...friends."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Celestia"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I can bother ponies at my leisure! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!
 
"Hello, my little ponies."
 
>How's your school for gifted ponies?
 
"It's still doing well...I mean it hasn't blown up yet."
 
>Considering how many students must be experimenting with magic, that's a good sign!
 
"I think so too. I do get concerned when during-"
 
>That's all we have time for folks. Don't stress too hard over your finals!
Celestia wakes up.
 
"...especially when ponies practice high level fire spells. Some don't take failure well."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we air even if the guests aren't asleep in story! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
 
"Hey hey hey."
 
>Have you heard about the latest advances in cardboard technology?
 
"Um, no I don't think so."
 
>Cardboard boxes are super duper sturdy nowadays and can make a great disguise!
 
"...How?"
 
>Nopony ever expects a box. You should try using one when you're on some sort of stealth mission.
 
"...I don't know about this."
 
>Don't doubt the power of the box!
Spike wakes up.
 
"...Did I doze off or was I day dreaming?"