Title:           LNPP from thread 77
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:28:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:28:47 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but the clock keeps ticking! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
 
"Of course..."
 
>The word on the street is that you're letting 56 join the night guard. Do you think AJ or Princess Celestia are going to show any concern about an underage joining?
 
"...why would they have a say? It's my night-"
 
>Point taken. As usual that's all the time we have right now, but join us next time when we push the behind the scenes special!
 
"...thou is not going to air it, art thou?"
 
>There's going to be lots of fanservice in it that's for sure.
Luna wakes up.
 
"...so no."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we have the bestest times! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"'Sup Pinkie."
 
>Did you know that a cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime?
 
"...that's a lot of milk."
 
>They're milk producing machines! Thanks for joining in for a useless fact.
 
"...hey why do we even drink cow milk?"
 
>...would you drink my milk?
RD wakes up.
 
"...*cringes*"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm going to be unproductive! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy."
 
>How do you milk cows?
 
"...what?"
 
>The cows. I was wondering how you milked cows. Do you you use a machine, your hooves,...your mouth? Do they enjoy it?
 
"...are ya joking?"
 
>Apparently I used up all my questions, so that's our show!
AJ wakes up.
 
"...some of them do."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's adventure time! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"Hello everypony."
 
>If you were milked would it be marshmallow flavored?
 
"Pinkie, what a vulgar thing to ask."
 
>Whatever keeps us on the air.
 
"Milk I would produce would taste as close to marshmallows as to your own milk tasting like strawberry."
 
>Oh, so it does taste like marshmallows then.
 
"...you lactate strawberry flavored milk?"
 
>Yeah, it was pretty good. G'night everypony!
Rarity wakes up.
 
"...I'm thirsty for some reason."