Title:           LNPP from thread 75
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/tY2YUMZP
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:56:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:56:09 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Applejack"
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>Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but let's pretend it doesn't! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy y'all."
 
>What would you do if Braeburn broke his leg?
 
"Shucks, we'd probably put him down in th-"
 
>Did you hear that, Braeburn? She's going to put you down!
 
"Now, hold on. That's not what Ah meant."
 
>First she'll put him down and the next thing you'll know she'll be visiting hospitals with a shotgun! Run before it's too late!
 
"...are ya done?"
 
>Yeah.
Applejack wakes up.
 
"...Ah hope Braeburn knows she's joking."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
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>So I said to Princess Luna, please please let me host a dream show! After sending her a lot of badgers, she said yes.
 
THIS HAS BEEN A SNEAK PEEK AS WE LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF LATE NIGHT /PA/ THE STORY THAT NEVER EXISTED.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
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>So I said to my producer, bitch I need this! Work with me or else I'm gonna cut you!
 
THIS HAS BEEN A SNEAK PEEK AS WE LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES OF LATE NIGHT /PA/ THE STORY THAT NEVER EXISTED.
 
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[spoiler]Now back to what I was doing.[/spoiler]
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I can pick and choose my schedule! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"H-hi?"
 
>Now that you're hanging out with Chrysalis more, do you think Discord is going to get jealous?
 
"Aw, that would be sweet of him, but I think he'd understand that she's needed."
 
>High expectations from the Lord of Chaos.
 
"Is he picking on Chrysalis? I can talk to him if he does."
 
>Oh noooo...not yet anyway. Well, that's our show, but don't forget to catch our behind late night /pa/ special.
Fluttershy wakes up.
 
"...that was a little ominous."