Title:           LNPP from thread 73
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:51:43 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:51:43 AM CDT

 
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>Pinkie
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it's always happy hour when I'm here! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we don't have a guest, so let's read some fan mail.
Pulls out a letter.
>"Pinkie have you ever considered having a co-host?" Sadly we don't have enough funding to get one, plus it would take up more characters, so no.
Pulls out another letter.
>"Ms. Pie, if you ever got a live audience, would you give away free carts?" I'd give everypony the carts of their dreams!
>"Ponka, when are you going to deliver on your Fanservice?" That's a great question! One that I'm not obligated to answer...but why not now?
Gets into a lewd pose.
>Gosh, I hope I don't raise the rating above PG-13
Another sexy pose.
>I'm doing this for my fans. Enjoy.
Straightens her hair and gets into a very sexual position.
>For those that like my straight hair...
Goes back her desk with her hair reverted back to normal.
>That sure was a lot of eye candy, but that's our show. Think of me in your dreams!
 
 
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>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but sleep is still optional! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
 
"If sleep is optional, how are they watching-"
 
>How about them kids eh?
 
"Oh they are a pleasure to have around."
 
>You're a service to lolis and shotas everywhere.
 
"...what?"
 
>Kids.
 
"...Language has gotten a lot stranger. Much like the word Tween."
 
>...I'm so sorry you know that term.
 
"Why?"
 
>That's our show! Sweet dreams because Princess Luna is watching you sleep.
Luna wakes up.
 
"...We really wish she wouldn't make it creepy like that."
 
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>Pinkie
"Celestia"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm waiting for the cows to come home! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!
 
"Hello Pinkie."
 
>Are you going to give the new Captain the paperwork...and your personal touch?
 
"Of course, it's to be expected seeing how Rainbow Dash struggles with it."
 
>...that doesn't answer the last part.
 
"We'll see how my mood is. He's not Shining Armor, but I care for all my guards...still not sure why they look so similar though."
 
>I'm sure there's some grey ponies somewhere, but that's the end of the show!
 
"...no interruptions?"
 
>Nah, not today.
Celestia wakes up.
 
"...that went better than usual."
 
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>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but nap attacks are a real thing! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"Hey Pinkie."
 
>Are you going to have an awesome time during the upcoming winter?
 
"Totally, I have so many things I plan to do with Tank."
 
>But Tank is going to hibernate in the winter.
 
"Hahaha, tortoises don't hibernate."
 
>No no, they do. Once winter comes, he's going sleep. You won't being seeing him again for months! You'd know since you help delegate weather.
 
"..."
 
>That's all the time we have. Play with Tank when you still have the time before winter. Remember to get something warm everypony!
RD wakes up.
 
"...not if I stop winter."
 
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>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and the after hours are the best! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"H-hi"
 
>Do you think you'd ever make anypony cry?
 
"Oh my, I hope not."
 
>But what if it's kinder to make them let it out?
 
"...then I hope I can do it in the most gentle way possible."
 
>That's our Fluttershy! Hope you had a good time, because that's the end of our show! Oh and tell Rainbow Dash that tortoises hibernate.
Fluttershy wakes up.
 
"I'm sure Rainbow Dash is going to figure out that Tank is going to hibernate...right?"
 
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>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but people need their daily dose of me! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"Hello darling."
 
>You've been spending time with Cadence. How's that been going?
 
"It can be a little...rough at times, but she's really not that bad."
 
>Good to hear you two are getting along.
 
"We had a slumber party where I had to help her with some paaaa- pillows. We had a very fun pillow fight."
 
>Pillow fights?! You need to invite me to those. I'm a champ. That's all the time we have, but I'll still be around even if I don't appear! I see everything!
Rarity wakes up
 
"..."
She looks around the room and checks under the bed.
"...I'm sure she's exaggerating about the sees everything bit."