Title:           LNPP from thread 71
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bxKwPWt6
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:44:25 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:44:25 AM CDT

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>Pinkie
"Sweetie Belle"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and serious discussion happen! Now for our main guest...SWEETIE BELLE!!!
 
"Hiya!"
 
>So you're not so smart any more eh?
 
"Yup."
 
>...oh, I used up my one question. I didn't even get to ask if you were back to crusading again.
 
"Oh, we're-"
 
>Nope, it's too late. I can't take it back now. Don't worry. We'll all see you again when you get screen time.
 
"Am I getting screen time later?"
 
>...Hey, look at the time! That's the end of our show! Don't forget that there's going to be jello for lunch.
Sweetie Belle wakes up.
 
"I love lunch time!"
 
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>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Saturday Morning /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and delicious pancakes are served! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"...what?"
 
>Question time! If Shining Armor dies are you going to put him in a Dreadnought, so that he serves even in death?
 
"...WHAT!?!"
 
>...Oh I grabbed the wrong twilight. That's okay. This was still a good episode anyway.
 
"Pinkie, what's going on? Where are we?"
 
>You're on my not really late night show...Don't worry about it. I'm about to win and find the surprise...you're sleeping on pancakes by the way.
Twilight wakes up.
 
"I'm pancake. I mean awake."
 
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[spoiler]My 301st story woot![/spoiler]
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Babs Seed"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and lunch breaks are magic! Now for our main guest...BABS SEED!!!
 
"Hey."
 
>How's the Manehatten chapter of the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
 
"It's going-"
 
>Nobody cares though. I'm sorry, but folks can not fit you in.
 
"...ouch."
 
>Yeah...yeah....that's our show, thanks for joining!
 
"You're going to end it on that note?!"
 
>Uh...you're always welcome in my show...but yeah that's how I'm ending it.
Babs wakes up.
 
"Wow...rude"
 
 
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>Pinkie
"Silver Spoon"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and boops are fun! Now for our main guest...SILVER SPOON!!!
 
"Um hi?"
 
>Will you ever go yandere to make DT senpai notice you?
 
"...what?"
 
>Sorry too much yandere simulator. It's just usually the quiet normal ones that go ax crazy aaaand I'm drawing this too long.
 
"This show confuses me, so much."
 
>That's okay. It's not suppose to make sense! That's our show, hope folks have a great day!
Silver Spoon wakes up.
"...I'm the normal one. I wouldn't go crazy."
 
'Girl, I just walked out of a demon portal and you didn't even flinch. That's not exactly normal.'
 
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>Pinkie
"DT"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and the day time is the new night! Now for our main guest...DIAMOND TIARA!!!
 
"..."
 
>Look, I had to take your stuff away because I didn't want you to burn the studio down...again.
 
"How was I suppose to know that your place was so flammable?"
 
>Fireworks aren't suppose to be used indoo- never mind. Question. Has Discord talked to you again?
 
"Again?"
 
>Hmmm...I guess you don't remember.
 
"Remember what?"
 
>Don't worry about it...probably. I'll keep mean old Discord in check.
 
"Are you always this weird?"
 
Pinkie pats her head.
>Yup, but the Pink Pony Club has to stick together. Don't talk to strange people.
DT wakes up.
"...she says that after being very strange."