Title:           LNPP from thread 70
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/exuFpb5E
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:42:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:42:36 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Sunset"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and delays are magic! Now for our main guest...SUNSET SHIMMER!!!
 
"Wha- Where am I?"
 
>You're on my show! I thought it was about time I brought you here!
 
"But when d-"
 
>Have you seen the season premier?!
 
"...what?"
 
>It was great! I had just the bestest reactions! There was a song and dance, I looked like I was on meds, and I ATE ALL THOSE MUFFINS!
 
"Oh kay..."
 
>Anyway that's the end of our show, so it was great having you here as a guest, and answering my questions!
 
"But I didn't answer-"
 
>It's really great to have new ponies on the show who haven't gone through this yet!
 
"I'm confused."
 
>Perfect!
Camera cuts
 
[spoiler]By the way, I haven't caught up to the thread so I don't actually know what's going on with Sunset right now. Just FYI.[/spoiler]
 
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Nurse Redheart"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and it's the perfect time to play catch up! Now for our main guest...NURSE REDHEART!!!
 
"Huh?"
 
>I'm soooo behind that I've finally caught up to my regular time! Ahhhh, you take one little break to go on a trip and things get messy! I have to ask, did anypony get hurt while we were back in Ponyville?
 
"Um, I don't thi-"
 
>There you have it! Proof that disaster doesn't always follow us! It's time to end the show, so thanks for joining us!
 
"I don't know what's go-"
 
>Don't worry about it! This is aaaaall a dream!
Nurse Redheart wakes up.
 
"...weird things happen when they're around."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Discord"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and plans go awry! Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!!
 
"Hmph"
 
>They worked it out!
 
"So they did and the fun was cut short...of course that doesn't mean the chaos ends."
 
>What's that suppose to mean?
 
"I'm sure I'll find other ways to push their buttons, but for now...oops. You should check on your friend Sunset. That's all the time we have. Join me next time when I don't have a lazy writer."
 
>Hey, I'm the one who ends the show.
 
"You're too confident in the writers. They can't even deliver on time."
 
>They're not perfect, but I know they'll always figure things out.
 
"Suit yourself."
Static
 
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Scootaloo"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and people get nap attacks! Now for our main guest...SCOOTALOO
 
"Hi!"
 
>So now that you can fly maybe you'll get more screentime. If you did though, would writers initialize it to SL? Do you think they'll confuse it with Screwloose?
 
"Who's Screwloose?"
 
>You don't need to know! That's the end of the episode. I hope folks have a good day!
 
"Your show is really short."
 
>Eh, that's the price of being a daily thing. The answer is noble gas by the way. Don't do drugs.
Scootaloo wakes up.
 
"Oh uh...the answer is...noble gas?"
 
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>Pinkie
"Applebloom"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and threads get wrapped up! Now for our main guest...APPLEBLOOM!!!
 
"Great to-"
 
>Let's get to the point. Are you ready?
 
"...ready 'fer what?"
 
>Answer the question Appleboom! Are you ready or not?
 
"Um...no?"
 
>Good choice. I knew you weren't ready to cheat.
AB wakes up.
 
"...a pop quiz!?!"